nashindwa mbona twitter imekua boring olofasaden kumbe niko pande ya following💔😂😂

"Hukai mkikuyu" should I carry waru and soup everywhere I go?

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

Dating a tweep must be illegal juu ukiangalia vitu anapost unaishiwa na pawa. Kwanza hizi good morning texts Anaingia anasalimia watu huku and then amekugrey pale green app. Must be painful 😣😭😭😭

What did I say,make your apologies louder than your disrespect

Nishawahi kutana lec kwa mat nikamgotea "habari mwalim" hakunijibu, kesho yake nikapata missing max kwa unit nilitumia grok ya elon musk.

Something about hours between midnight and five feels gentler than the rest of the day. like the world stops asking questions, stops expecting answers, and I can exist without explaining myself.

Acha sasa nipigie my man niskie kama amekula,,men are good people btw wanadeserve wasichana wanawajali pia😌😂

Arsenal getting a taste of their own medicine. Raya complaining to the ref of the pushing in the box during Brentford's corner is diabolical 😂

Babygirl aje na unakunywa chrome bila chaser, goon tulia😂😂😂

A man with no friends or a very small circle is a very, very secure man.He doesn't need a crowd to validate his worth: his confidence comes from within not from approval of others.

Watu wamechill tu vizuri, msichana na akili zake dogo anapita akidrag viatu, huwa mnatakaje

Future so bright nimeangalia karibu nipate seizure

kinywero word is so wild manze😂, sema hata asali imeface the earth

Ukiwa serious na dem anachukulia jokes ukiacha anakua serious <<<.

How do you deal with such guys

Kuguza Presidential term limit ni kitu hatuwezi kubali regardless of Political sides tukubaliane kwanza

I'd never been heartbroken in a relationship, sijui roho ndio ya chuma...it's very easy for me to let it go.

mara ya mwisho kuingia kwa life ya dem with pure intentions ile kitu niliona, heri nikuje na intentions za kumaliza yeye

Sijai ona dem wa arsenal amebeba

Kama tulidate before our 20s no way unaeza kua my ex you are a fvcking childhood friend who wanted to ruin my life🙂😂