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Don’t matter to me if im a 6 seed or a 3 seed or a 2 seed 8 seed..if I come into your building for a Game1 it can be very challenging #GGMU #BronHive
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You’re all welcome (I’ll do a tidal version that includes reasonable doubt tracks as well)
#Hov
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Can’t wait to be a CEO and be sending one line emails, no greeting nothing “this works” “good to go”, in response to an email you drafted and reworded 5 times
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Been racking a bank for my money since November, getting dribbled... emailed CBN and copied the branch manager... she called me in 15 minutes flat. The email address is cpd
@cbn
.gov.ng
RT to save a life.
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I need the exact opposite energy, if you’re my friend don’t butter me up before asking a favour... find it almost insulting tbh
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Man my mum told me all the friends in your group will have different strengths and weaknesses, some will check on you daily but won’t show up to events, some will help when you need cash but you won’t hear from for weeks, some are listeners, some are gisters...
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Some will bring the smoke whenever you need back up and some are peace makers, some will tell you the hard truths, some massage your ego... accept it and respect it. Know your own role in the group and play it well.
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My favorite myth is the one African parents have that their kids are better than western kids
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People hype Lagos but honestly there’s nothing good about this city besides your friends living here... absolute trash
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Nah brought it to their doorstep... if it’s robbery on Ozumba I for don receive like 15 forwarded messages
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Guys don’t slow down, I know for a fact people are working on structure and next steps... don’t let anybody convince you there is no plan, we are not only protesting, we will pressure our reps and put things in media... the protest is key, but we also need next steps
#EndSARS
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February this year SARS operatives tried to bundle me into a truck on Ozumba Mbadiwe... like we fought, they ripped up my shirt, ended up on the floor topless in front of onrushing traffic at like 1a.m
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I have friends that will pull up wikipedia and read the entire plot 5 minutes into the movie... serial killers
I love spoilers so much.
I always google the end of a movie once it gets really intense.
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Since we moved out, my dad calls me or
@kingafo
every Sunday at like 9am to tell me to meet them at church to pick up food, religiously. He never forgets... I found out yesterday he cooks the food himself, every Sunday morning and honestly I'm just...
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@officiallyk10
Lmfaooo bro! That’s minimum 3 shirts a day oh… be like na where them Nike Dey really make money
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So proud of everybody protesting, speaking our, tweeting, donating... if there’s anything being out there today showed me... it’s that every contribution is important. Some people legit came and just helped clear trash, the roads were spotless...
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When Cardi came to Lagos someone said she’s that friend your parents think is too loud at first then she leaves and they keep asking when she’s coming back. Straight facts man, she has great energy
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Beyoncé’s influence is bigger than dressing Mehn.... I don’t even know how to explain it. Beyoncé is a standard for excellence in the same way Michael Jordan is/was.
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My son scores this and we are heading to the airport to see jorge mendes... kid won’t see his mum for another 10 years 😂
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Bruh, imagine having to beg the church to condemn rape with its chest
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to be fair "you know who I am?" is a perfectly reasonable response here
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Heartbreak is like chicken pox, I encourage you to get it nice and early
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Lol this our culture of begging and asking for favours is hilarious... Ambode is right there in the pic, if Kassim needs to go to school he should address it
Kassim drew this picture of Macron in 2hrs. He is only 11 years old. Our own Spider-Man. Any scholarship for him president Macron?
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Thought Sansa had levelled up but lowkey all she does these days is say “I’m not a stupid little girl anymore...” we’ve heard ah, you’re a stupid big girl now
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Military rule has so deeply scarred these people... small protest “who is your leader?”... why? Their mindset is based on hierarchy... who is our leader so you can intimidate him or her? They are many, we are legion
#EndSARS
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Niggas with high paying jobs talmbout project Mbappé... smh, poverty is the secret ingredient lads
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See what overeducation causes?
You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says
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Bruh RT
@daniecal
: Legend. RT
@mminthecity
: BRUH. RT
@RASHVISION
: when they say "not all white people"
http://t.co/vtwFRiG088
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Some people are too attractive to take dating advice from, like taking money advice from Aliko... you’re not dealing with the same money, nothing he says can help you right now. Don’t let these popular people lead you astray, be flexible.
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Guys, lads, men... let’s have a dialogue how has toxic masculinity negatively impacted your life?
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@officiallyk10
If a Saxophonist enters my bedroom before I wake - in fact if a saxophonist ever enters my bedroom for any reason - I’m cutting so many people off… lmao I’m enraged just imagining it
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Don't be vexing to the point where nobody gives a fuck if you're vexed anymore... economise your vex, ration that shit out
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After this we gotta discuss who is gonna protect us from Ex-SARS members when they
#EndSARS
... cause listen, career criminals do not retire
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As a Nigerian I am deeply concerned… however, as a gangster movie enthusiast I am thoroughly impressed
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$3.8 million reward for Chapo's capture, I'm here trying to figure out what a dead man is going to do with $3.8 million
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Lmao my sis said “see me see wahala”
Lauren James is sent off after stamping on Michelle Alozie 😬
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Spoke to WaPo for this story, please share and keep up the pressure in the flesh and through local, international and social media
#EndSARS
Nigerian protesters demand end of an anti-robber police unit that robs people
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I knew the actual explanation would be reasonable
In MFM we aren't told that cockroaches and lizards are monitoring spirit..
A witch can take the form of a lizard or cockroaches...
U put it down in some ways like all cockroaches and lizards are monitoring spirits.
Get your facts right.
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Pogba thinks he’s just gonna dance to Nigerian music and win the entire fan base back... he is absolutely right
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Our culture is so broken... people old enough to vote, have jobs, pay taxes... you think their parents can just tell them “stay at home, stop this” 😕
CALL: The Nigeria Police Force calls on parents/guardians to prevail on their children/wards to desist from acts of violence under any guise whatsoever.
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It’s almost insulting people’s intelligence to pretend holy books aren’t misogynistic or pro-patriarchy... see ehn, there’s no how you can spin it. Just acknowledge that we have a society have grown past a lot of it.
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What has to happen for the curfew in Lagos to be officially lifted? Or it’s just going to remain another excuse for police to extort people forever?
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Just glad my girl missandei wasn’t an opp. No crying or begging either, just asked that her queen avenges her ✊🏾
#RIP
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Nigeria's relationship with power is so unhealthy...from pastors, to politicians, to lecturers, to coaches...everybody with any kind of power abuses it to the greatest degree possible & we have masses of people that somehow see it as a duty to protect those in power at all costs
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If you believe he gave her 5bill I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you
Cuppys daddy that gave her 5 billion for foundation how many heads? Beloved ask your daddy today.
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The quality of our leadership is actually embarrassing, on almost all levels... it’s not just the notorious guys, the guys we’ve never heard of seem to be more annoying
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Nah I’ve never been caught by surprise the way this corona fiasco has caught me... like dawg, this shit is really happening right now
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I remember as a kid there was a man that seemed to be the ultimate freedom fighter, it was like he would call a strike every couple months & the general sentiment was that he was a man of the people... today he is amongst our chief oppressors. We no need leader, thx.
#EndSARS
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Europe’s most ruthless dictator was kind enough to stop for a photo with the Russian President
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Hypothetical money is the easiest to spend
If I earn 120k a week for 3 years . I’m definitely going to sort everyone .
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You guys watching when they see us are stronger than me man... I can’t take anymore of that kind of content
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“It’s too late for all that lovey dovey shit, I’m your brother shit, all that other shit”
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Co workers that dont have lives <<<<<
We should have the meeting on the weekend or public holiday.... motherfucker, why?
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All of you scared to start House of the Dragon cause you’re still hurt from GoT… get it together man, was that your first heartbreak? You guys are not really out here in the field like that… we always go again!
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We shouldn’t move?
I feel like most Nigerians hide their depression under this “We move” mentality
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these tweets are so strange... why would H&M offer you $7billion? who have they ever offered $7billion? you just wanna be a monkey
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@MsGrenaway_
@KaylarWill
“And I never seen the inside of a Marriott or a Westin, five stars nothing less than” he be disrespecting the hell out of hotels
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Whatever you do, just don’t discourage anybody taking action. If you think it won’t work and don’t offer a solution that will then you are one of them. An opp.
#EndSARS
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I don't know who needs to hear this but not every bad situation is a challenge to rise up to... sometimes get the fuck outta there
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Don’t threaten us with a good time Tyrion
Peter Dinklage says the
@GameOfThrones
final season battle is so brutal it "makes the Battle of the Bastards look like a theme park"
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Nah this is the funniest video ever RT
@veeiye
: When you beat your siblings and they tell your mum 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
http://t.co/7qcY3M7QBl
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We refused you as our leader... so you called feminists co cultists, delivered threat to us on behalf of the government and now are basically saying “if you get shot it is what it is”... you are the worst type of person. BASTARD
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This is the government you people wanted to give a chance to start implementing our requests... these animals
#EndSARS
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Lmao my nigga Hov separated from the fake before the coon could do him like he did Aubrey
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Sorry oh! Memphis Mandela
So now everybody wanna go to the motherland just to party...?
I hope y’all find another purpose to go.
#ghana
#soulsearching
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Aww dude... you see the way his hands moved when he said her name? He did that shit, he guilty af
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People brought food, water, people came up with songs, someone brought A LOT of plantain chips lmao... there is no contribution too large or too small. I feel like this could be a bonding experience for a generation... there is so much potential
#ENDSARS
✊🏿
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“When you grow up and realise the niggas you used to look up to weren’t nothing but taller...” every day b
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Your MCM bout to have a stare off with cold stone employees before humbly pulling out his wallet
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Soooo guess I'm a lawyer now... lol this is a top 3 finesse of my lifetime
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A billionaire who wore MAGA hats for years, pledged $2m to the cause and now its all good again... a billionaire. Okay guys
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Co-workers wife just came to the office with a band for their anniversary... the guy that likes forming bad guy, he was so fucking happy 😂. Love it
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Not sure why I'm laughing with them tbh
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Feeling good for considering things you never actually do >>>>>>
I thought about buying all my female co-workers cupcakes but I realized I don’t give a shit but I also felt really good for considering it.
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Nothing unrealistic about Arya creeping up on the Night King like that, and he did turn around and grab her so the sneak was only partly successful ... he just got cocky against the coldest killer in the 7 kingdoms
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Lmao if I tell my girlfriend “come if you want” we’re obviously beefing
I sha know babes in relationships don’t have a problem with “come if you want” cause they are coming whether you like it or not 😂
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