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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosumđź’ˇ
9 months
i don’t know why corpus callosum is my name on here. just sounded cool. bit of the brain.
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@iEatFossils
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sometimes i remember theres a week after the next one then another then another and it just goes on and on and its like auugghhh okay can i maybe have some less time? a lifetime seems a while. ehh.
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Some day you'll know I was the one.But tomorrow may rain, so.I'll follow the sun.
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Corpus Callosumđź’ˇ
5 hours
a big group of friends and close ones are all taking turns hitting me with their cars later.
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8 hours
watching yojimbo, this is the coolest guy ever
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Corpus Callosumđź’ˇ
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my army of bob dylans has arrived. will put them up tomorrow once i have some tac
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if i was niles i would’ve left my wife for daphne too but i woulda done it day one.
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Corpus Callosumđź’ˇ
12 hours
Well I've been to the mountain, and I've been in the wind,.i've been in and out of happiness. I have dined with kings, i've been offered wings, .and I've never been too impressed.
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RT @breaking_frames: Better Call Saul - Season 05 Episode 07 - Frame 2643 of 2883
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RT @lafauexprod: To the Redditor who recommended I watch "A Clockwork Orange" with my cancer stricken mother, I'm sure to you it's just a f….
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Corpus Callosumđź’ˇ
21 hours
one time when i was like 13 i was mad at my mum for taking away my phone or something so i decided to drink all the mouthwash as some sort of rebellion but then i realised i didn’t want to do that so i just poured it down the drain and then we had no mouthwash. showed her.
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so far so good.
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@iEatFossils
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we invented the smart phone and then we lost something. the world opened up in some ways and got so uncomfortably narrow and claustrophobic in others. ive got access to the whole world in my pocket and i feel like im sealed in a thinner mans coffin.
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@iEatFossils
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22 hours
on my phone the second i wake up, screen is the last thing i see before i go to sleep. this isn’t how people are meant to live. sometimes i wish i could throw this stupid thing in the ocean.
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@iEatFossils
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im in a boxcar drinking matcha.
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maybe one of those little “wojake” guys with a bunch of badges that say “fell in love again award” or something like that. i haven’t personally it’s just my first day here i’m spitballing ideas.
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@iEatFossils
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it should be my right as a human to go completely off grid and not contact loved ones for no particular reason. maybe i just want to go be a different guy for a bit and then i’ll get back to it, ever consider that?.
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@iEatFossils
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23 hours
it’s not completely improbable that at some point i’ll go live as a monk. feeling the monk call very much on this day. on a completely unrelated note i’ve been reading leonard cohen’s book of longing.
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sunday family movie night. been put on tea duty. very concerning as actually the last tea i made was crap. shite. these old weary hands are out of practice.
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@iEatFossils
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really suffering rn, im talking sore eyes, groovy foreheads and curly hair, the whole shebang.
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@iEatFossils
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trying to become a black coffee guy. already having no milk one sugar might as well go all the way.
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