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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
10 months
i don’t know why corpus callosum is my name on here. just sounded cool. bit of the brain.
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@iEatFossils
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been saying this to people for like three weeks straight no one i know has even seen twin peaks what sort of world is that
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@iEatFossils
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we all hung out at a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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croissant and a coffee for breakfast. phenomenal. look all around there is beauty.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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i sorta gaf. i’d like to be 1-1 on the dumped to dumping ratio and i believe i am. i initiated the conversation and sorta said i didn’t WANT to break up but didn’t see what other option there was and she agreed and said to be friends… im clearly the dumper here. geetback.
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@iEatFossils
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Anyone Else Actually remarkably into The Idea Of being loved Romantically.
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@iEatFossils
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used to be you could ask your neighbor for some sugar.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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was at the pub and made a makeshift megaphone with a drinks menu and beckoned if anyone wanted to give me a cigarette because i left mine at home. no one wanted to💔💔.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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we thought we saw a halo in her hair!.
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@iEatFossils
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i hate sweating so much im on a mission to blow up the sun.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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UPDATE: it was normal and there was no awkwardness 🎉🎉 she seems to think she dumped me when that’s definitely not the case but idrgaf.
@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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tomorrow i am seeing my ex girlfriend for the first time since i broke up with her for never seeming particularly interested in me. we will be at the Pub among friends! hoping it is not awkward and is normal but we will see🔥🔥.
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@iEatFossils
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RT @sahib14384912: show called hetero eye where 5 straight guys teach a teal haired nonbinary teen how to spike drinks and yell at women.
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@iEatFossils
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just finished the return.
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@iEatFossils
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there are people living that would genuinely become emotional upon seeing this. i can definitively say that i am a more valuable human being than these people.
@MissVega8888
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I wasn’t even alive in 1985 and this video made me cry 😭 . Was it really this great?
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@iEatFossils
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i wouldn’t go as far as to call myself a “james hurley defender” but i don’t mind the guy. the little plot where that woman framed him was okay.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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JAMES IS DOING HIS SONG AGAIN
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@iEatFossils
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this is not the one i often mention having fumbled thats someone else who i will not be seeing ever again. in THIS case i am the bag that was fumbled.
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@iEatFossils
Corpus Callosum🪼
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tomorrow i am seeing my ex girlfriend for the first time since i broke up with her for never seeming particularly interested in me. we will be at the Pub among friends! hoping it is not awkward and is normal but we will see🔥🔥.
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@iEatFossils
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movies i own on blu ray:. (old purchases). the lego movie .the dark knight. (more recent purchase).dog day afternoon. Thank you.
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@iEatFossils
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i may be embellishing the swedish part.
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@iEatFossils
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apologies, now i think more on it i believe he actually referred to the aesthetic as a “swedish ski lodge”.
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