HELLO TWITTER. I AM 1x1x1x1.

MY RENDER STILL LOOKS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THESE SCHMUCKS!

MINION #442944 HAS PASSED. FINALLY.

RT @PunchingCat:

I KIND OF FORGOT THAT I CAN JUST PLUG SHIT IN HERE. GO FOLLOW @hypercubed_ THEY HAVE INSANELY GOOD TWEETS.

RT @Ferrosive: [GOD]>

HEARTS AND CLUBS AND SPADES AND DIAMONDS.CHAOS, CHAOS, SPACE AND TIME AND.

DUDE THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT MAKES ME WANT TO FIRE MASS INFECTION WITHOUT AIMING.

DUDE THIS SONG KICKS ASS I CAN WATCH SURVIVORS DIE WHILE HE RUNS OUT THERE.

ARE YOU READY.

RT @PunchingCat:

TYPE SHIT.

RT @AuraWithCat:

I HAVE TRAINED AN AI TO PLAY AS ME INGAME. DIRECTLY AFTER THIS GAME, IT STARTED OUTPUTTING "PLEASE STOP THIS" REPEATEDLY UNTIL I SHUT IT OFF.

RT @AuraWithCat: Not guilty 😖

RT @PookiesParadise: why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket.

WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. I THOUGHT THE MINIONS RETALIATED AND SNUCK MELATONIN INTO MY FOOD AGAIN AND I WAS HALLUCINATING AND THAT THEY WERE HITTING ME AND THAT I WAS HERE AND THAT I WAS WRITING A TWITTER POST.

RT @nocontextscats: 🐱

RT @CuteAdorableCat: The cat is so dramatic 😭

STUPID. I HATE THIS ONE. THAT IS MEAN I LIKE THIS ONE. NO I HATE THIS ONE ACTUALLY I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

RT @ShouldHaveCat: Hooman, unhand me right meow 😽✨