Husnain Fateh
@husnain_fateh
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Lahore, Sewanee and lame jokes.
لاہور, پاکستان
Joined May 2012
My coauthors never cease to make me look unproductive. @Sheheryarbanuri has a SECOND book out (and will be talking about it in early September at Sewanee).
Dear everyone, today is the day my latest book "The Decisive Mind" hits the streets! Yes, it's (UK) publication day! This book is incredibly important to me, because it is a distillation of my knowledge and skills as a scholar of motivation. Link:
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I can see how someone with a more pardesi palette would prefer Karachi. Lahore tends to keep it more authentic.
Moeen Ali telling the truth about the Karachi-Lahore food wars... Jo gal hai, te hai...
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*know that they're the
Youngest siblings tend to think they're the funniest in the family.
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My favourite thing about PTI has been all the cricket analogies, so thank you @mshaanshahid for this jewel. Just a question tough, isn't the more apt analogy throwing a tantrum and taking the ball and bat home when the target becomes mathematically impossible to chase?
And they thought you were a cricketer you are the best political mind of today @ImranKhanPTI what an …..in swing 3 wickets with 1ball
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Tax the rich?
Pakistan’s businessmen @JAfridi10 is in the running to buy Chelsea that’s been valued at $4 billion from Roman Abramovich, reports @soymadridista. Afridi has stakes in Haier and MG’s local units among other business
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Hey I found a typo, fixed it for you. So apparently Ayesha Akram turned out to be a woman. Those men should definitely be punished but this girl shouldn't be speed either. Surely you can't be a woman in this nation & get away with it.
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Hybrid 5G war aur Pakistaniat certificates kee shaandar kamyaabi keh baad, Pakistan Urban Planners®️ paish kartay hain aik nai Existential Crisis™: Hybrid Chicks. (a.k.a women who are more competent than men, so basically all women.)
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Watching the impeachment debates and can’t help but notice that Matt Gaetz gives off very strong Jonah from @VeepHBO vibes.
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The year is 2070, and IK is in his 10th consecutive term as PM. Pak is a super power and all is well. Then for unknown reasons one day the national wireless (and free) electricity network goes down for an hour. Afrer restoring power the minister comes on TV and says:
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It's like a recap, beat for beat. Here we have the US version of "gamri main kharab"
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Now if we can somehow get Trump to say "paintees puncture", it would be perfect!
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Please get out of my head!
Aug. 2020, Dec. 2020, college college professors professors sowing reaping
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Had a great time working with @irfan_qur and the ADB on a project that focusses solely on wellness. If you have time, read our blog that summarizes some of our results.
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The premier ruled out a lockdown, saying that the government does not want "people to die due to hunger while protecting them from coronavirus". https://t.co/lwKjEx6Ftz
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Congrats Karachi, well played. I'm happy you finally have something that makes you competitive with Lahore.
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So over the last few years, we've had huge fires, constant flooding, a plague of locusts and the a literal plague. But LQ getting to the final is the true sign of the end of times. Bittersweet victory then to be honest 😅 #tayyarhain #PSLV
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Ummm... No
Finally a #Lahore Vs #Karachi final... Been waiting 5 years for this, so we can finally figure out which is the better city.. Spoiler: it's #Karachi
#HBLPSL #KarachiKings #LahoreQalandar
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Proper "we (muslims) used to rule the world for centuries" vibe here. 😆😆 Just congralate the finalists and prepare to play better next year :)
When you realise you will still be the only team to have won @thePSLt20 more than once after 5 seasons.
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New biscuit ad to promote violence against women for cultural acceptability https://t.co/2mRZc52m4s
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