Bravery is eating the black tip of a banana.

Cricket in the hallway.

how big is your meme collection?

do your ice cubes smell?

(Hunder) Shark Week

To this day, when I hear or see "Only In Theaters" during an advertisement for a movie, I think for a split second that it will never be released to stream or buy on DVD, and that I better catch it in theaters!

These days the most common response to an apology is "No, you're fine!" I still prefer the the tried and true "No problem"

At Chick-fil-a I like to challenge myself to be respectful and polite during my interactions with staff, but to converse in a way that doesn't queue staff to say "My pleasure". I'm on a three-visit streak.

if you were an @uber or @lyft driver, what would you provide for your riders? mine exclusively provides cleansing wipes; nothing else.

great day for a base tan

tried sitting on the deck but was bitten by bugs. headed back in.

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Somebody was sitting in my chair.

Everything is jiggling

Found the massage chair

The mall is a young man's game.

I find that while cleaning, one of toughest parts is wiping away the arm hairs that land on the surfaces; especially porcelain.

How do you text?

do you suffer from photic sneeze reflex?

inhaled a bunch of dust again. was cleaning.