@hughkeogh
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Walk me through the scallop disco 'accident' & don't leave out any details
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Angry parents slam Scots Winterfest ride dubbed "new Willy Wonka experience" https://t.co/p5FhFoquJr
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Claire's Accessories x Anne Summers collab
fuck trinket
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I'm not saying he's perfect for the job but the glorious "it's what I do" Bishop of Southwark, while retired is still alive & yeah fuck it I AM saying he's perfect #archbishopofcanterbury
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Too many people have said yes to the office party invitation, my budget is fannied, I need to arrange some ₐₛₛₐₛₛᵢₙₐₜᵢₒₙₛ, do not worry I am typing this using incognito mode, we are completely safe RSVP with rates & availability thanks in advance
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Sad state of affairs when a city can't afford a 24 hour cow rescue service. Can't they just close a library or something?
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Europeans: “I am holidaying. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day” Americans:
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A week of driving/pedestrianing in SE London after the same in Rome & I slightly miss the latter. A bit mad & threatening yes but EVERYONE is paying attention as fuck knows what is going to happen next
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Headline viewed in the background during opening scenes of a space zombie invasion film while everything is still normal
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The chairman
£100m cost for HS2 bat safety 'shed' says chairman
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This is very disappointing I distinctly remember order it in XXL
A meteor enters Earth’s atmosphere near Longyearbyen, Norway, above the Arctic Ocean, traveling at 15 km per second.
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Everyone has their own way of coping
A Welshman who set out to create the largest GPS drawing of a penis on foot in 24 hours has completed his mammoth challenge
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Objectively awful crime but I can't stop seeing Peter Sellers on the right here
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Maybe he'll just stand & slowly sway to his record collection for 4 years.
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