Wordle 1,605 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The Jenga had been put away; the General was now playing Tetris

Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The Jenga tower came crashing down The General maintained that the aide-de-camp had taken the losing piece; in the absence of a higher-ranking officer, no argument could be made

Wordle 1,603 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Feathers back in hats, squaddies back in barracks, the colonel’s ‘crown’ an embarrassing memory, all was well The general and her aide de camp returned to their rather spectacular game of Jenga

Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The getaway sled was poised ready to receive the loot and any still-at-large buglers

Wordle 1,601 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The special tall-coppers-squad was after the buglers Who hid behind a sofa Well, if it works against daleks on the telly, surely it will work against the rozzers?

Wordle 1,600 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The driver waited in the getaway car No sign yet of the heist-meisters, but what looked worryingly like a police jellywopter was approaching from the east

Wordle 1,599 4/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The buglers (for these thieves were from the military band) were busy prying the precious stones from the colonel’s unduly fancy hat

Wordle 1,598 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The plume had broken off the colonel’s hat, which in truth was more like a crown

Wordle 1,597 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The problem with plumed hats was how to store them The hats of the King’s Own Kiteflyers were designed to fold flat, but Private Shorty Shaw just couldn’t see how they worked

Wordle 1,596 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Preparing for the inspection, Sar’nt Major towered over the trembling squaddies One of whom had LOST HIS GOLDEN HAT

Wordle 1,595 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The Colonel was going to inspect the battalion, so out came the iron to press their gym kit

Wordle 1,594 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Our playful squaddies had found the store cupboard, and were trying to assemble the pole vault equipment

Wordle 1,593 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The fritilliers were taking a break. One of them had found A CURLING STONE! Was there an ice rink to be found?

Wordle 1,592 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The King’s Own Fritillary had a tree surrounded, but where was the butterfly?

Wordle 1,591 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The Royal Corps of Kites had been disbanded and a new unit - the King’s Own Fritillary - had been formed Their mission: to spot butterflies, but not collect them In their jeep they pursued a Red Admiral

Wordle 1,590 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The two squaddies faced Sar’nt Major across the vast parade ground They’d lost their kites. This wasn’t going to be pretty.

Wordle 1,589 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sar’nt Major had kept a couple of squaddies back for further training An imposing figure, he towered over the recruits, but it didn’t seem to help improve their kite-flying

Wordle 1,588 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The order came: Kites to ground! A few stragglers remained aloft

Wordle 1,587 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 RSM tried to re-impose discipline A couple of squaddie flyers were ‘persuaded’ to fly a simple formation

Wordle 1,586 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The Kiteflyers, in a most unmartial fashion, were joyously kiting about on the beach