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your favorite local lesbian. i enjoy astrology. video games. romance. self care. fashion. sweets. fighting (especially low blows hehe)
jokes and much more
come try getting kicked in the crotch we have:
unbearable pain
intense humiliation
developing a crazy kink that will make others look at you with disdain.
infertility
"aww what happened dear? you look in pain. oh rosaria can be brutal with her punishments but I'm sure you still deserved it so sorry, i can't heal you this time"
"ok thanks for helping me with this test. hmm? why did i have to kick you in the crotch? i needed to know if was an effective strategy of course! i can tell by how much pain your in i was correct, I'll be sure to have my soldiers implant groin attacks in the future"
"you want to be a guest in The Scarlet mansion? vary well if you can beet me in a battle. what? you're just a basic human? hmm vary well i won't use my powers you have my word. but i warn you im still not going to lose"
yooo I just shot a enemy (in a video game obviously) in the groin after knocking them over with a melee attack and i wasn't even trying to. even when I'm not trying to i am busting. it must be my fate lol
You go for the groin cuz your not strong enough to beet your opponent without exploiting their weakness. I go for the groin cuz i find it funny. We are not the same
"what are you doing in here new recruit? this is my private quarters! now get out! i don't care if you're groin still hurts you deserve it for coming in without permission"
"Aya? what do we have here? you seem pretty healthy for a client? perhaps your here for a friend? we do have buy one get the second half price! what do you say?"
you notice how guys say "it's not gay if the balls don't touch" but girls never go "it's not gay if the boobs don't touch"
people who say women aren't brave let it be known we aren't afraid of being gay XD
I'll never forget seeing my grandpa on his death bed. He had taught young me so much but nothing was as important as the final words he gave me. Words that i live by to not only honor him but to live a fulfilling life. His final piece of wisdom "Always go for the balls"
#NSFW
#Genshin
#roleplaying
"now what do we have here? You know this is the girls only room of the yae publishing house. If you're not a woman I'll have to ask you to leave."
something that used to happen to me all the time but thankfully hasn't happened to me here is being approached by bigots thinking I'll agree with them. being autistic and very honest about my options, the anti SJW group would think I'm one of them and i was just like nope sorry😐
A follow up on my last post that needs to be said. Having more LGBT options in games does in fact affect the gameplay. Being able to romance female characters as a female protagonist heavily enhances the gameplay for me. That is all
Faruzan is a ugly old hag.
Big boobs are the only ones that matter
Women who use kicks are boring as fuck
I love men
D4dj cgi is trash
We don't need madoka movie 4
I hate mage builds
Nickelback deserves all the hate
I don't relate with Wynn Palletia Anisphia
Cats suck
@LordPunte
I have really wondered how guys get into that. My awaking was from experiencing it myself. I was already into kicking guys in the balls so realizing it hurts me too opened up a whole new world XD
I hate that i feel guilty when i treat myself even though I've been losing weight and i I've been eating less frequently and more healthy. *sigh* why am i like this
my internet is down for the foreseeable future. luckily I have mobile data so i can still post here but this happened right before the genshin update so excuse me while i go cry
*me playing a game and choosing bad mortality options*
People who know me IRL: "why would you do that Alice!? They didn't deserve that! I can't believe you would do such a thing!"
People who know me online: "just Alice doing Alice things"
Thanks for everything Akira Toriyama.
Dragon ball made my life much more fun. From me wanting to practice martial arts, getting my family into anime, having a blast playing the games. And much more.
Rest in peace.
@zero_worries9
I love when a girl takes the opportunity for a ball kick when someone is stunned. Like there's so many other things she could do but just has to go for the weak point
Life is like a video game. We just control a avatar in a world with pre set rules and we can only do things the world allows us to and sometimes there's cutscenes were we don't have control. Also the graphics aren't even that great tbh