John Johnson
@hugejohnjohnson
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Cape Cod Community College ‘98 | 3x bee sting survivor | First guy in last guy out | 6’5” 245 lbs.
Joined November 2024
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I will be putting down Twitter for today in an attempt to escape the pigeon doctor.
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Wife asked for extra and I got 4 crisp Jeffersons in my wallet
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Haven’t seen @laquartrius on my timeline recently. Hope he’s doing well
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Ordered a martini at dinner with my girl and I couldn’t stop making the face
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Persian man uber driver smells like he dumped a whole bottle of cologne on himself
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How am I supposed to care about my team getting embarrassed in the Super Bowl when Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader?
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100 followers! Look out for a picture of my nuts tonight.
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Old geezer showed up in a flannel and kicked ass. So sick
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Gf trying to call my phone but I’m watching Ed, Edd n Eddy🤣
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