@httpsosweet Divorced?

@josefienddd highschool sweethearts happily in love and raising my little sibling

@httpsosweet my child probably:

@httpsosweet Behold: the stoppable moving object

@httpsosweet hm. so you’re what happens

@httpsosweet unstoppable object goes hard but immovable force would be L genetics

@httpsosweet Translation: dad stuck in his ways and mom stubborn as hell

@httpsosweet same but swap them

@httpsosweet Real

@httpsosweet Opposite for me but yes

@httpsosweet this but other way around

@httpsosweet this but the opposite

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

A few months ago my 4yo got in the car after school and said “I’m the king of numbers” and I had kind of forgotten about it but today we were at a birthday party & one of the dads said “hey did you know all the kids in class calls your son the ‘king of numbers’ ?????????

Wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ the jury” to my trial

That feeling when you remember you can just dm random Olympians currently at the Olympics