@httpsosweet
mia
5 days
I'm half unstoppable force on my dad's side and half immovable object on my mom's side
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@josefienddd
Josephine
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@httpsosweet Divorced?
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@httpsosweet
mia
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@josefienddd highschool sweethearts happily in love and raising my little sibling
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@mikalchay
ɪᴏᴛʜᴇᴍᴏᴏɴ🪐
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@httpsosweet my child probably:
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@WhiteDisasterr
Andy Warhol's White Disaster
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@httpsosweet Behold: the stoppable moving object
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@visualgagging
visualgagging
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@httpsosweet hm. so you’re what happens
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@quothen
mikey longs for unemployment
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@httpsosweet unstoppable object goes hard but immovable force would be L genetics
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@kill_bryce
K!LLBRYCE😸💕✌🏽
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@httpsosweet Translation: dad stuck in his ways and mom stubborn as hell
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@ZOEMFOSSE
ZOË FOSSÉ
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@httpsosweet same but swap them
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@sumayaarahman
Sumaya Rahman
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@jey_key_hey
K.
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@httpsosweet Opposite for me but yes
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@deftonesravioli
definitely not coy 🦭🩻
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@httpsosweet this but other way around
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@choiarmidzywith
🥕carrot⁷ 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇷
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@httpsosweet this but the opposite
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@mistowho
misto
9 hours
if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao
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@spacej_me
Jamie
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A few months ago my 4yo got in the car after school and said “I’m the king of numbers” and I had kind of forgotten about it but today we were at a birthday party & one of the dads said “hey did you know all the kids in class calls your son the ‘king of numbers’ ?????????
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@cointelprostate
Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard
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Wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ the jury” to my trial
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@birdmoder
Aspen goes birding⛸️
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That feeling when you remember you can just dm random Olympians currently at the Olympics
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