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Enterprise Sales Yapper | Reformed Startup Addict | Whiteboard Enthusiast | Geriatric Millennial These words are absolutely my own.

Alexandria, VA
Joined July 2008
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Jackie Link
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This is getting irritatingly more frequent the past three months. Giving side eye.
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Amtrak Northeast
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Due to equipment unavailability, Acela Trains 2104, 2117, 2108, and 2121 are canceled between Washington (WAS) and New York (NYP). Customers, please rebook to the next available service. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience.
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Jackie Link
5 days
My mid-life crisis is going to be something goofy, like raising sturgeon or vertical farming saffron.
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Jackie Link
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I just want a blankety blank good Bartlett pear that actually ripens.
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Jackie Link
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I have officially reached my limit with how shitty the average produce in almost all grocery stores has been the last two years.
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Jackie Link
7 days
Even though I think of Gemini as "the internet" - ChatGPT still searches the web better for specific needs.
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Jackie Link
7 days
DON'T TOUCH THAT, IT'S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT 2026 PLANNER
@Okay_Bye___
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Me entering 2026 with the same problems but a new calendar;
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Jackie Link
8 days
Smug. This is me incredibly smug about my prime rib.
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Jackie Link
10 days
I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Begging him to l̴o̴v̴e̴ ̴h̴e̴r̴ launch a YouTube app on Vision Pro.
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Jackie Link
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I love deadheading in the garden for the same reason I love NYE - it's amazing what can grow anew when you let it go and start over again.
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@NotebookLM
NotebookLM
14 days
Checking your holiday wishlists, there's one request that's coming up 3x more than anything else... 🥁 NotebookLM is OFFICIALLY built on Gemini 3! Google's most intelligent model, this brings significant improvements to NotebookLM's reasoning and multimodal understanding.
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Jackie Link
17 days
The trillion-dollar robotics idea that seems to be slept on is a machine that gives the perfect Russian manicure.
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Jackie Link
18 days
Crémant is the correct answer.
@WSJ
The Wall Street Journal
22 days
It’s the Champagne everyone knows, a ‘safe’ gift for the host of a holiday party. But are you paying for the marketing or the quality of the wine itself? Our wine columnist offers a few outstanding-value alternatives.
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Jackie Link
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@jsidman
Jessica Sidman
21 days
And, yes, Andy's Pizza will be serving pizza bagels.
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Jackie Link
21 days
Gemini creates great copy during website design. It really is the "vibes" AI for my building.
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Jackie Link
21 days
Geritol works so well that I am a bit afraid of it.
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Jackie Link
21 days
Unfortunately, it turns out that taking action and just starting works better than researching down the rabbit hole. Researching is so much fun, though. Nerd dilemma.
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@adilmania
Adil.
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november was a certified banger.
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Jackie Link
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Went to a sales training hour and they were blasting Tame Impala Dracula. I love millennials.
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Starting to think disruption is more likely than distribution for Enterprise AI next year.
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