How I know I'm high
@howiknowiamhigh
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RT if you think it's bullshit that McDonald's charges for condiments now.
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Now I'm thinking about physics and I am FREAKING OUT.
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I just googled "how do they make high speed industrial looms"
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I'm so high I just instagramed the deli counter at my local supermarket and hashtagged it #xmasmiracle.
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Fucking humans, man. “@_DanteTheCat: my dude bought two cinna-pies from papa johns. Along with wings and a large pizza. All of it gone.”
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How come peanut butter and apples are delicious but peanut butter and apple pie sounds gross?
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I love how human beings hold a well crafted grilled cheese sandwich- delicate around the edges; like a warm, gooey embrace.
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Shout out to my buds in Washington state today. You are not criminals!
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Was googling pictures of cute baby animals. Knew I was high when I typed in "baby great white shark."
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Took a 140 second disco nap in the Taco Bell drive thru line and now I'm ready to party with some fucking chalupas.
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There are no rules when it comes to peanut butter.
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And that's how you know you're high. RT @StaceeJoness: I'm obsessed with flossing
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I just put my hoodie on inside out and upside down. That's not how I know I'm high. I know I'm high because I don't feel like fixing it.
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Like what if a GIF was a tangible object and my boyfriend could give me one for christmas?
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Been there. “@tattooedmeat: @howiknowiamhigh I just tried to lace my slip on shoes.”
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Was in the bathtub and started thinking about how scary it would be to live in the ocean. Freaked out. Left tub without rinsing my hair.
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As it stands right now, I don't think I'll ever be not full.
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