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hey! i won't be here soon. if i do this, i'm teaching you that your bad behavior will always be rewarded. you need to learn- how to act when you're gone? 'cause if that's the lesson, we got a really great opportunity coming up.

you live ten miles from mary's dress shop. and yet, that's not even on my list of reason's that i think you're secretly a transvestite.

hey foreman, yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

(house spots foreman and turns away) and we're walking, we're walking.

i'm pissed because i'm dying and it's not fair. and i need... i need a friend. i need to know that you're there. i need- i need you tell me that my life... was worthwhile. and i... need you tell me that you love me.

you're an ass. what? for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? performing surgery on myself? for thinking i could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine?

you already made me get a roommate. wilson's got one bedroom. i don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping.

i should have spent my life being more like you. should have been a manipulative, self-centered, narcissistic ass who brought misery to everything and everyone in his life. you'd still have cancer. yeah! but at least i'd feel like i deserved it.

it's never lupus.

god doesn't limp

dying's easy, living's hard

you're trying to be the new wilson. i'm trying to show you that there are other people who care about you. relax. i'm probably not gonna fall apart.

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i've gotta do four hours a week in this clinic until i make up the time i've missed. 2054. i'll be caught up in 2054. you better love this cousin a whole lot.

you have everything you need right here. we both do.

c'est la vie. and i use the french because... you're an ass.

wilson. get out. no.

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i blow my smoke into the vents so mark doesn't know. i always knew.

she's my cousin.