Saffy, Dave and 🌈Jack Greyhound 💖
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Saffy, Dave and 🌈Jack 2016-2024. Trying to make sense of the world, spreading love and causing mayhem. Following in the footsteps of 🌈@honeygreyhound
Yorkshire
Joined December 2023
We're sad to have left our old Twitter friends and moved on. We're even sadder to briefly return to tell you that Sketch has also moved on. He passed away yesterday, peacefully at home in his sleep, with mum beside him telling him how much he was loved. We are heartbroken. 💔
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Sketch's masterclass. Part 3. You can do this Dave! Use the force! Dave: Get a hoo to hold the corn chip tube. Remove the lid. Make good your escape before it's confiscated. Got it! Sketch: 🤦♂️
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Sketch's masterclass. Part 2: Get a hoo to hold the corn chip tube. Remove the lid. Make good your escape with the tube before it's confiscated. Dave: I wanna try!
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Sketch's masterclass. A🧵 Part 1: Acquire the corn chip tube. Remove the lid. Eat the contents before it's confiscated. Dave: Woah! You can do magic!
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Saffy: Happy #FlapsOutFriday! The first Friday flap of 2025 and I've chosen to do it next to the radiator because it's blummin freezing today. Stay warm pals! ❤️
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Happy New Year! Wishing you all good health and happiness in 2025. Our hope for 2025 is that all hounds waiting for homes will find their furever families. ❤️
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Dave: Today I had my first ever Crispmouse. It was amazing. I got lots of presents and I inhaled a Crispmouse dinner at the speed of light. Pigs in blankets - OMD! Best day ever! 😊
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Saffy: Thank you to our #HoundieSanta pals for the wonderful gifts. We got so many lovely treats and toys. It's been absolute carnage here! The boys are exhausted, but they won't be getting any sleep when I've got the world's loudest squeaker! 😂 Merry Crispmouse! ❤️
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Saffy: BOL! This year's festive victim is Sketch. He's not happy. Probably because I think it's hilarious to grab hold of his pom-pom and try to run away. 😂 #GrumpSanta
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Saffy: Massively disappointed that a parcel has arrived for Dave. I was sure he's on the norty list. 😕 Dave: A parcel for me?! Woo hoo! I think Santa knows that I try to be "good boy Dave". 😇 Saffy: You are very trying. #HoundieSanta
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Dave: OMD! Mum lost her phone. How could she have been so stupid?! There was much weeping and wailing. Fortunately Saffy found it, under the sofa. Of course the disappearance of the phone was not at all Saffy related. #kleptomaniac 😂
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Saffy: Oi, stinky interloper! Step away from that parcel. It's from #HoundieSanta and it's for me. Yours is in the cupboard. We can't open them yet. Dave: So exciting! 😃 Where's mine? Saffy: You haven't got one because you're on the norty list. 😁 Dave: 🥺
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We would like to apologise in advance to our #HoundieSanta gift recipients. Your presents look like they have been wrapped by someone who lacks opposable thumbs. Fortunately, the contents are pawsome. 😊
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We don't know what "The Way" is, but somehow we're always in it. This leads to exclamations of "FFS! Move dogs!" and "Will you get out of the bloody way?!". It makes no sense. 😕
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Ugh, what a grim day it has been. We've had lickimats, snufflemats and puzzle toys. We've all been a little bit stir crazy. We hate stormy weather! 😒
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Are people time traveling, or is X trying to turn back the clock so it can cleanse itself? 😁
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Saffy: Sitrep - Mum has covid. Our support staff has been reduced to the Teenage Manchild. His memory is not the best. We could starve. Please stuff a jiffy bag with sossiges and have it air dropped. Sketch is watching the sky in hope.
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Following on from the previous post, here's a picture of us that isn't an outtake. Absolute perfection from @phodographeruk. ❤️
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When you hire a professional photographer and ask the Year 2 kids to say cheese!... 🙄😂 The outtakes are always the best images. Thank you Aunty Sossige, @phodographeruk
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