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4 months
You rang? 🛎️
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3 days
Shout out to whoever invented late checkout. I would die for you.
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5 days
Sorry I can't hangout tonight. A martini by the pool is waiting for me.
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9 days
I love being your little vacation enabler. Book the hotel. Do it.
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11 days
My favorite time of day:
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12 days
I clicked “book now” and suddenly became 47% happier. Coincidence? I think not.
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13 days
Stealing the hotel pen is not theft. But it is pointless.
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16 days
Don’t ask me what I’m doing this summer. I’m busy melting into a lounge chair, 3 margaritas deep.
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17 days
People think it’s cute to tap me. What if I tapped back?.
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18 days
HOT TAKE: Those metal covers on the room service trays are not there to keep your food hot. They are for covering your shame in the morning.
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19 days
I think I might have RBF (resting bell face).
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23 days
What would your hotel alter ego be called? Mine’s ✨Robe Kardashian✨.
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24 days
Ding.
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25 days
The way I be scrolling like it's @Pinterest.
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26 days
No one:.Me at checkout: What if I just. didn’t leave?.
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27 days
Do you think the other bells talk about me?.
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1 month
If you’re not having a rot day in a hotel robe, wyd.
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1 month
I don’t unpack at hotels. I do a light scatter.
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1 month
Not to be dramatic, but I would fight for my life over the last sun lounger.
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1 month
Pro Tip: Vegas hotel check-ins are at 4pm. Vegas nights end at 4am. Is the math mathing?.
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1 month
Just ordered a piña colada to the pool. Instantly forgot every single problem I’ve ever had.
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