kim kardashian had a sex tape leaked and still managed to accomplish more than all of Harvard grads except for maybe 1 and he dropped out to make facebook but if we’re being totally honest kim can do fb but mark zuckerberg can’t do skims
love is my dad making my mom coffee every morning bc she’s addicted and her waiting until he leaves to throw it out and tell me to go get her coffee from a coffee shop
I don’t get why you’re all mad at Hailey Bieber ok she stalked Justin since she was 13 & made her dad buy a church & a priest to groom him into being a devote Christian so they can have an arranged marriage during his most vulnerable state ok so I can’t judge her I probably
being suicidal is so annoying because I get so mad when I meet a guy off the internet while I’m spiraling and he doesn’t end up being a serial killer like what do you mean you want to have 5 kids and zelle me a million dollars
if I block you then you’re just annoying but if you block me it’s bc my pussy is so good you contemplate suicide every time you see me on your screen knowing you can’t have me
Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown.
He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern women are broken.
he liked her photo now I have to be the first girl Pete Davidson fucks and stage a pap shoot leaving my building the next morning with him in grey sweats as we make our way to sant ambreaous soho for morning after coffee.