3 yr old just now. Maddie: dad, instead of singing me “hush little baby” can you sing me “take me out to the ballgame” because I love that song!. Me: I can do that. Maddie: GOOD!. I’m raising her right @Rockies and doing the best I can.

The Rockies lost. Again. Goodnight.

If the Mariners miss the postseason again. I won’t my sad. This NFL season! Maybe the Lions should come back to earth? You are Detroit, btw. Life is a bit. 🦁.

Sometimes in life, the refrigerator calls you. A glutinous 6 eggs sandwich w/ 2 slices of @TillamookDairy cheddar w/ a heaping helping of @thespicyshark Mako?. I don’t make the rules. I have been painting walls today & I was hungry.

Embarrassing @ESPN. You are in bed w/ the @NBA & this is your 7th top headline? If true, Ballmer should be gone, banned & forced to sell the team. Too harsh? He bought it b/c of a racist & misogynistic asshole. As far as Leonard? Banned for a year, if not a lifetime.

RT @marxiners: the ted bundy curse lives on

I am all about snark but when an ill-advised backhanded compliment comes my way!. Nah. I’m good.

It rolls on pink but dries Kansas City Chiefs Red. I hope Grant enjoys. Kid was literally born & raised w/in 3 miles of Mile High. He became a Chiefs fan because of Mahomes. Before the Chiefs ever won the current Super Bowl.

DAMNIT LINDAHL! Crunch Berries is GREAT! @Andy_Lindahl @NateKreckman.

That’s RED.

Maddie’s entire room is done. Onto Grant’s accent wall. He went “inferno” orange years ago. He has opted for #ChiefsKingdom red now.

RT @josephcook89: Doing some research and here's how Steve Sarkisian's first start at BYU in 1995 went if you were wondering. https://t.co/….

Chiefs Red per Grant…

A statement. Born in the Americas? Likely Christian. Born in India? Hindu. Born in Saudi Arabia. Muslim. Born in Israel? Jewish. As a people & as a society, can we suck way less at times?. We have 70, maybe 80 years at best. Maybe just love everyone?. I am scared for us.

Listening to certain type of music. I have therapy this week. I just hope my younger brother knows peace. Whatever that peace might be. He went silent over 1 1/2 years old. I am almost 47. Him? Almost 42. I cannot be a babysitter. I tried so much. He shut off all communication.

You are getting trucked this year @Andy_Lindahl @NateKreckman . You jinxed yourself.

Went 45 years without anything major. Just scheduled my 3rd surgery. That will be three in 19 months. At least this one is relatively minor?. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I got you @RajOnRadio @Coach_Sanford2

Goodnight. It’s a compression sleeve! My broken leg swells up. I am still not cleared to drive…. …that said, I do look fabulous. You are a bunch of cheeky bastards. And know look at you! Squirrel is even ashamed at me…

Mister Rogers Neighborhood comfort piano.

Bad Beats with @notthefakeSVP & @StanfordSteve82 is so damn good. Love college football’s return!. Long live Coach Corso!.