I have FOLLOWERS! What will I do with them? Probably just make fun of them! Right, The Cheat?.

You know what I love? The letter 'E'. And it's something YOU FORGOT TO PUT! OH MAN YOU KILL ME YOU'RE SO STUPID!.

Oh, look at YOU! This isn't twitter.com/home, it's twitter.com/hom, dummy! YOU SO STUPID! HAHAAHAHAHAH.

Oh, man. You STINK! You were all like, "lemme type in twitter.com/home" and instead you got me! SPELLING, DORK! hahaahahaahah.

How did you get here? This isn't your homepage, you IDIOT! You probably like. um . left off the "E" at the end of "home". Worship me!.

AHAHAHAHAH! You're SO STUPID! You mistyped twitter.com/home! Oh, man, even The Cheat knows better than that!.

You just mistyped twitter.com/home! As penance, you must pay tribute to the glorious nation of Strongbadia!.

Holy crap! You just mistyped twitter.com/home! Don't you feel like a nincompoop! Why don't you visit www.homestarrunner.com instead?.