Isaac
@hollowcomet
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Joined January 2019
Is it just me or does it smell like updahling in here?
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Sort of like how every Starbucks is the same location, having a phone is like bringing 1 location everywhere u go
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If you approach seven nation army with an open mind, it will blow you away with its power
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I am not the tickle monster and I have never been affiliated with him in any way
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I hope all ten thousand of these cockroaches are enjoying living with me in my apartment
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I believe I just ate several of the top 10 greatest cherries of all time
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Livestream audio 5 seconds ahead of video I got live spoilers for every moment 🙏
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The relevant Wikipedia page should be the first search result every time who are u kidding w this @google why would I want to scroll down so far?
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Sometimes I watch the moon rise in the night sky and feel comforted knowing my roommate is looking at the same moon
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Sometimes it is a bit crazy that an animal bled to death for this horrible airport chicken sandwich that I am eating
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TSA agent moaning “goood” as I obediently remove my shoes without being asked
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