crap it’s working.

they’re feeding. me worms so i can turn intoa worm

chopped and girls don’t talk to me solutions reddit quora.

every single shirt here is horrible It’s literally driving me crazy.

why do they call it angus beef Lol it sounds like buttttholleeee…. .

if i had balls i’d twist them around a bunch and then let them unravel really fast.

everybody say sausage keep it going.

let’s all kill ourselves i’ll go first.

RT @zzpencil:

he does this for an amazing reason

dm fee: five yogurt ten carrots 3 almonds.

RT @yukaaine: Windows Millennium Edition

the summer hikaru chilled and had a fun time.

nobody told me i said instructs instead of instincts. ok.

this classic move brings out my distant evolutionary instructs from the time i was a gorilla.

scratching my armpit #OldButGold.

RT @prezoh: squeex is older and prettier.

RT @Hanklerfish_: Northernlion does a little dance

family keeps trying to convince me to move to a ranch with lambs and horses How do i convince them i don’t want to go outside into the fresh breeze but sit on my computer and play video games.

i miss you blue bird from the pet store….