@DCU_Direct Hear me out.

iShowSpeed encounters two wise men in the King's forest, who purportedly tell him that one can only tell the truth and one can only tell lies. Speed paces about in bemusement, hands on his head, then asks chat, "What the hell is this?! Which one's the liar?"

@claireyael If you're over the age of 16 there's no excuse other than lack of interest

The unfortunate part of uni friendships is that you are almost never going to see them as often as your high school friends. That's why they feel so fleeting

I've seen enough of Juliano Massarelli. Put him in the next Safdie film

you can tell the hinge boy genuinely thinks he deserves to live

They got the wrong Ryan Hurst, guys.

https://t.co/FBISdHnj8W god please sign this i wasted precious time to make it

I almost fucking shat myself

the exam board reading my year 3 drama thesis

Singer Nick Patera has the ability to switch between both male and female vocals at will

this only happens when you're so self-aware about your own insecurity that you can recognise it controlling others

january might just be the worst time of the year as a student. essays due. no money. no work. everyone's busy or out of town. weather sucks. bottom 1 month

On the bright side, the plateau of benchmarks means the low-budget independent gaming scene will be easier than ever to get into

every time people talk about horror actors deserving awards it always looks like this

Walked up to a random dude today and got his socials. Hoping to play ping pong with him at the local club soon. Making friends is actually so easy

thank god for unevidenced 2 day extensions

Josh Safdie needs to make a movie about LowTierGod

Bus thought: it's probably more beneficial to marry your coworkers than it is to have an honest one-night stand with them

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