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@hheeelloo

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Hard work = Easy life , Easy work = Hard life .

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My daughter’s first delivery , 18 hour shift at Chris Hani.
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Ready to smash it .
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@Abramjee He's paying for the trauma he put families through .
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@PeterHerring I’ve told my 2 girls to finish their studies and go . I’ll rather know that they’re safe than worrying about them here.
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To early for this 5am kak.
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When you’re 5th year medical student daughter steps in to help .
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No more suffering my baby 😇 RIP
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Up at 3:30 to get the Chatsworth run . What we do for our running spouses is crazy .
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The finished product . 160 half chickens , 6 bags of charcoal and only turned once .
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Farm life for the night
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@Abramjee That’s why young kids have a very difficult future in this country. Teachers are losing their passion to teach because of this .
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@IzzieKraft I’ve always said it , food prices have increased but supermarkets are ripping the public off . Big time . They advertise fancy specials but are still making ridiculous mark ups .
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Why do people still live in JHB ?
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@BrentLindeque I’ll donate 2K , let’s got the ball rolling . Let me know where I can send it .
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@Abramjee He was the most humble man alive , he gave all his earnings from his shares in the business and what he left over from his monthly salary to the poor .
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Running for my sister-in-law today . Strongest woman I know . Survived a horrific accident in 2019 , had a heart valve transplant in 2023 and in November 2023 because of being on blood thinners had a spinal bleed and one afternoon went from being normal to paralysed.
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My wife is a machine, 5:37 ..... Wanted a 6:00
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@MartyMcLxmxn Like the Afrikaans say , “Elke huis het sy kruis.”
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@justbreatheOK Whoever buys that needs a hiding.
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Decided to join my wife on a “slow as you can “ 1 hour run. It’s like my sprinting.
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@Angela221510541 Been saying for years , R115 for a chicken liver starter …… absolutely insane .
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@Abramjee He gave all his money to the poor . A real humble and giving man.
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A kak day at Lake Como.
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Time to fire up the beast 🔥
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@FlySafair Well done to the person who came up with this scam . You’ve made maybe 2000 people happy but you pissed off PLENTY people . 20 or 30 tickets a day is very far from 50000 tickets . Don’t make people wait all day , rather let them enter into a draw . I won’t fly with you again .
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Feed the people.
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Happy 25th wedding anniversary and happy birthday to my amazing wife . Many ups and downs , fighting through the difficult times made us stronger , you push us to achieve because I love to procrastinate. We have 2 amazing daughters which you have guided to succeed. Love you lots.
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@Abramjee That's the wrong mafia to play with . Pray that you don't get caught.
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@Just_A_Driver24 He blocked me, the poes.
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56km got these crazy people. Good luck to all the runners for today and tomorrow's 21km .
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Reward for being the water boy every weekend, driving the lead car for Colgate race . At least I don’t have to be a traffic marshal , that’s e real KAK graft .
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@GraciousMaqubel @Who_flungdung Don't threaten people and don't damage property and you won't get shot. It's so simple.
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@TheKiffness St. Dominic’s in Boksburg has a marimba festival every couple of years . It’s the most unbelievable music to listen to. These young kids have amazing talent .
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After lunch treats
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Cape Town is dangerous
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@GillianYoungBe1 I’d get a flatbed and drop it off in front of their HQ. Bastards. If this is Discovery I’m canceling my 4 cars today !!
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@stellenmac The more she makes the less stress for you and better for your girls. Help her .
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@kriswentzel9 Railway station in Springs hasn’t had power for 18 months. I don’t think people know how f%@&d the railway system really is.
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My wife’s Strava report for the year ….. she’s a machine.
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@HellaTamaryn Both 48 this year .
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@DrHoenderkamp Smart meters are the devil
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@taniawithay What do you need to be fixed ?
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@GillianYoungBe1 @b_dikela Instead of people trying to keep the brains ( black and white ) in this country they’re always bringing up the good riddance card . One day they’ll cry for skilled people.
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@_Rofhiwa_ Just hired one in Cape Town , R371 to fill up from reserve…. I thought the guy was joking. As a little run around, it’s perfect.
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@BronyW I think a ramp would be better
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@DaRealRaissa You won't beat mine
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@adamlipschitz My wife is running, anyone who starts this race is hero to themselves or their family. If someone brought me a CV saying they’d run Comrades I’d hire them . Good luck to all .
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@AfrikanSister @WilhelminaEliz @EFFSouthAfrica As you can see in the video , super intelligent!!!!
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@WilhelminaEliz I’d love to know if they passed that year ?
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Porterhouse Rump Ribeye Tonight we'll see which is best , all the same seasoning , all braaied the same .
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A bit of R&R for the next 3 days .
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Proud moment for dad.
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@MegPascoe @_AlexAmos @BothaMiriam @Mpum_mpum @TheLegendOfSAC1 I answer if an employee phones me after hours. I have absolutely no problem with it . People think differently, I just think impressing your boss or management will get you further in life. It’s just my opinion, not here to fight with anyone.
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@RomeoGrey @VehicleTrackerz You're right , I don't understand why they won't pull into the yellow line and let the guy overtake, they'll rather cause an accident.
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@MarkSham I’ve taught my girls to save from an early age and they hate wasting money on unnecessary stuff. I find that paying off debt quicker is better than saving while you have debt . I’ve burnt my fingers with shares and buying property without a huge deposit is dangerous. PAY OFF DEBT
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@KgothatsoSwafo1 @Abramjee I don't think so , they were making big bucks there.
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@MartyMcLxmxn He rike a chilese boi .
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Sleep when you’re dead
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Damn , these guys are amazing sponsors.
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Water point duties .... Definitely beats running .
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@daverade 😂😂😂😂 that’ll piss people off properly
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As business becomes more and more difficult I’ve decided to support small privately owned shops. The big guys have enough and their service is kak.
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@Prins__PawPaw Nothing describes an incident like a woes Afrikaans lady.
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@MondeNtebe @Lesufi @EducationGP1 @Steve_Mabona You're right , this is wrong . They should've got bliksemd first and then made to write the exam . The EFF has taught the youth to disobey everyone in authority, one day they'll regret it.
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@Jonathan_Witt I've just returned from Italy and Portugal and no restaurants serve food from 2pm -6pm .
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@LuckyGordy In 29 years of having my business I’ve nearly seen my ass a few times and could write story books of what I’ve been through but I survived and have learned never to spread your wings to far . Stay small and focused. And I’d love to mentor youngsters interested in opening spaza sh
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@PGrumpman1 Naaiers….. my brother’s farms pump houses are like Fort Knox , R60k damage each to 4 of them about 3 years ago . Concrete and steel everywhere, pepper spray alarms , strobe lights the whole toot.
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@MagnusHeystek Landlords have brought it upon themselves. I wanted to open a shop in Mall @carnival , they wanted 5% of my turnover if it was more than my basic rent . I was told that if I did well they also wanted to do well. That empty shop stayed empty for a year after I declined it.
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Good for the soul.
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@Eulogs Done , if you organize it I’ll pay up to R1500 .
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Now this is a hidden gem !!!!
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@MacVrou @irish_za This was the best lie : He would offload 900000 tons a day .
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Even on holiday she makes me run
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Waiting for Kevin Lerena ….. but the competition looks on form .
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@MaharajSanj @AngelDMau5 He comes across as rude but it’s just the way he is , has a shitload of stuff . I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for . He’s up the road from me , if you want to, send me the model number and I can go ask if he has a belt for it .
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@AZCristi_2019 Happy birthday
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Home sweet home
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@MarkoEscalanteN Casa dos locos.
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I’m not camper’s ass …. Out of my comfort zone.
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@kakspotter Beautiful
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@PhumlaniMMajozi So easy to fix , bring in a law that makesnit easier to fire someone for being lazy or stealing and I'll employ 3 more people tomorrow. But getting rid of someone is impossible so I'll rather not receive employ more people.
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Waiting on top Links for the crazy people….. the joys of being the water boy.
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@JJ_Stellies Very sad , my niece got 7 distinctions , 89% average, and was just turned down for medicine at Wits.
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@stellenmac People that have worked for their money will NEVER piss it away like that .
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@Greg5Boer @LESUF I’d give him a P* #s klap
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Time for a review on the new Klipdrift Copper Royale.
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@BarneySimon Little bit vrot but I still use it at my shop .
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Wife’s countdown begins.
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@LuckyGordy Shoot the dog , there's a dog that chased me in my complex while running. If it bit me I would've gone to get my gun and I'd shoot it without feeling bad . If it attacks a child and kills it or scars it to life apologies won't help .
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@TheFarEastFiles She hasn’t had a gun to her head yet .
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@meganshead I have a friend that has an apartment for rent in Hillbrow … you’ll love it there .
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@Jonathan_Witt He was the BEST …. Remember listening to his prank calls on the way to school .
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Everyone that was stuck in traffic 😂😂
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When your sister-in-law let's your 19 year old drive the beast and I've never been allowed to .
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