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@heythatsmeash
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I’ve been trying to be more conversational lately and every time I do that I’m like hm. I realize why I haven’t been partaking in this so much. A person told me about their kidney stones within two minutes of meeting them.
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Oh no :(.
Off topic, but has anyone told u that ur body type is not what we look for in our females @heythatsmeash !???.
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There’s this guy I run into sometimes and he never says hi he just wordlessly comes up to me, shows a video of his dog, I’m like aww, and then he walks away. Perfect interaction.
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My plant keeps growing the moment I neglect it a little bit. Ok whatever do your own thing.
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Me and my Maud Lewis painting that’s been with me through like four moves
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When I first moved to NY I went on a date (?) with this guy who insisted on going to a grocery store with me and when we got on the train he opened his backpack and like 20 different types of candy he stole from there fell out. Like so much candy.
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I get irrationally angry when someone's whole interior design thing is just about hiding appliances/any other proof of someone actually living there. like ohh haha which door is the fridge you fooled me. Is the trash can in the Narnia wardrobe.
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Whenever I wear my hoover dam shirt there’s always one person who is like oh. I thought your shirt said [insert town that starts with H] and I’m like no this is my hoover dam shirt. And they’re like okay.
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Those are really cool suspenders though.
Today I learned that this was the inspiration for Mr. Big on Sex and the City and I need several days to recover
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Mystery wife here. Can someone turn me back into a woman please. Not so fun being a rock.
Aaron Rodgers gushes about ‘incredible’ mystery wife and how she’s become his ‘rock’
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