Josh
@heyhighsails
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1 part butter : 3 parts confused yelling
BH
Joined September 2011
don’t mean to be my mother but when will people really start looking with their eyes and not their mouth
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one day I’m going to figure out how to use spotify here without googling it
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working in social media marketing takes a certain level of delusion and as a capricorn,,,,,,
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Olivoli has the most jarring instagram I’ve ever seen for a restaurant
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still can’t believe a guy had the gall to tell me that grub shack had the best burgers on the island like imagine not loving yourself
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carly rae jepsen wasn’t even in the list of choices and for this I’m boycotting p*lm f*stival
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if I look sad it’s only because I suddenly remembered I haven’t had Frankie’s wings in over a year
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now every time I eat lucky charms I remember my undying love for claire saffitz and the quiet sadness and frustration behind her eyes
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my fingers smell like grilled turkey is this what being a straight man is like i don’t want it
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