My @OmahaSteaks order was supposed to be delivered yesterday, but it’s still awaiting carrier pickup. My question is, where is the food sitting, and will it be spoiled if it ever gets to my mom? Also, will it ever get to my mom?

As far as I can tell, I’ve filled everything out, but maybe @Verizon doesn’t want me to cut my bill by almost $200 a month.

I guess Yandy Diaz is no Ted Williams.

The @Mariners should totally announce that Houston has been eliminated from the playoffs. It’d be the one thing that would unite both fan bases in cheers here at the park tonight 😂

And Houston is gone. 😃

"She was a stray so I picked her up off the street, she's gray with blue eyes. Very elegant fur as well, she's beautiful" Cam Schlittler talks about his cat:

They’ve done it again. Sorry @Chewy , but I can’t order from you anymore if @FedEx can’t bring your heavy boxes to my door.

I’m yelling at my TV, “It’s right across from #Suffern!” Should have known @BryanHoch would represent.

Once again, a @FedEx worker, a person who is paid to deliver packages, ignores my instructions and leaves two heavy @Chewy boxes for me to carry up the steps. It was 90-something degrees so I tried to wait till it was cooler, but then it started to rain.

I have always had @Verizon. My dad worked for them when they were New York Telephone and NYNEX. I have wireless and home. After all my years, I’m going to get rid of it because FiOS TV+ is so, so terrible.

👨🏻‍🎨🇧🇪🚫🇫🇷 #Pictdle #969

Be careful shopping on @amazon. Free returns aren’t always free at the UPS Store anymore. It would be nice if they specified on the product page if there were restrictions on return locations.

My #Wordle streak says 4 but I haven’t missed any recently. Wtf?

I’m wondering if it would be at all possible to contact @Walgreens about my missing medication for which I paid same day delivery. They have been completely incompetent lately, skipping auto-refills, not delivering when they say they will.

Tip for @Walgreens: after you miss someone’s auto-refill of an antidepressant for the third time, don’t tell them to have a nice day.

If the @FedEx guy who delivered my @Chewy order didn’t want to lift packages, maybe delivering packages was not the best career choice.

Blakney: I’m jealous of all the attention Angel Hernandez gets. Dude, you’re in a job where if people know your name you’re doing it wrong. #Yankees #RepBx

With the @Yankees broadcast reminiscing about ‘95, I feel the need to post this. I could watch it all day.

I think of this every time I hear the name Verdugo. #Yankees https://t.co/3MRlnNJOyS via @YouTube

Hey @FXXNetwork you skipped the best one! #TreehouseOfHorrorV #TheShinning