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I am on the damn floor. Why are they so funny?!
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Nah these sign language interpreters be lit lmao
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This was so entertaining and chaotic lmao
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My favorite thing black people do at work is take their entire lunch break to do other shit and then come back to work and eat. I love doing that so much
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Everything about this is a 10. Mama is a BEAUTICIAN.
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This gentleman FaceTimed me and got mad when I noticed his platinum & rhinestone bedroom set. I asked him when his gf gets off work and I’m the bad guy. OKAY NIGGA.
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I can’t hear Savage without saying Carol Baskin.
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I told mama that man from comicview was running for mayor and she didn’t believe me
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Jacquees sings like one of those hood niggas that tell you they know how & when you ask them to they start singing 5 Steps by Dru Hill
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Did y’all see this? Is this who Karen was talking about? Because um
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This is the most I’ve laughed at a man’s podcast. LMAO
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Now why did somebody comment under this and say, “girl just go text that to your husband.” Dklajwkwks
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Blues back in the day (mine) was 100% this. My grandpa had me listening to whatever.
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KeKe Wyatt is pregnant again?! I thought she was still pregnant from the last time she was pregnant!
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The most important twin.
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I probably wouldn’t go through these laundry pods so fast if I stopped throwing a handful of them in the washer like I’m an instagram chef adding cilantro.
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The last military man I talked to was trying to tell ME. IN MY OWN APARTMENT. that his homeboy could spend the night. IN MY APARTMENT. HE. TRIED TO TELL ME. THAT HIS HOMEBOY. COULD STAY. IN A PLACE NEITHER ONE OF THEM PAY BILLS AT. THAT NIGGA. TRIED TO TELL ME. ALYSHA. MYSELF.
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Me when that light hit the ice in Ciara's ring
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Juelz deddy is still fine as every fuck.
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How many 8s
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Iconic. RT
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