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@heyachicken
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Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. The account formally known as cmerechicken. 1/2 of @uglybesties
Dublin City, Ireland
Joined November 2021
These are the voice notes I feel Marc and Amanda would have if they were from Dublin 😂
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I got a beach house in Sandymount I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings
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One thing about me is that I’ll start a message with ‘firstly’ and go on a tangent and forget about secondly
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The end times are here
I got this electricity bill today, how in the name of God is this possible, we're a small coffee shop in westmeath
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The murder of 18-year-old Lily Sullivan by Lewis Haines has not prompted a huge amount of coverage, but the sheer casualness of this 31-year-old man's evil is terrifying. A man who killed a woman because she rejected him. These are the words read in court from Lily's mum Anna:
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Don’t speak to me unless you’ve listened to Hold Me Closer at least 26 times today
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I hope strawberries go back to their roots and play disco music tonight 🤞
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BeReal when you BeReal when you post within post 1 second 2 minutes over
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The whole cast should not return so you’d all shut up permanently
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I hate this video so much, but I have to watch it whenever it appears on the timeline
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Queen for a day? No, Queen forever darling! New episode out now. If you fancy and a Thursday morning chuckle give us a listen, download, rate ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ and enjoy 😊
Wait… WHO does Stephen think was Sam’s sexual awakening again?! New episode out now!
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