Thread of my stuff if anyone would like to read it. You don’t have to, but it would be cool if you did. Some of it is pretty good:

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Wrote a whole book about it NOT THAT ANYONE CARES

I can, in fact, tell you exactly what goes on here

Union erasure

Wait til you meet a certain guy by the name of “Dick Whitman”

And what if the soft animal of my body loves to walk on its knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting???

This tweet sums me up more than anything else I’ve ever written

“Welsh rarebit with a poached egg on top, not too runny, and bacon, scones, butter, cream, jam (not strawberry), pot of lapsang and some sausages.”

This is my favorite Nora Ephron line. I think about it all the time

I have poor body image because I grew up with unrealistic standards of the male body

“For Good” unfortunately makes me bawl my fucking eyes out so I can’t really say

Unwilling but duty-bound, tottering on the edge of faith and self-preservation, I am much like Greene’s nameless priest, I think, driving to work at my preschool while listening to a podcast about Julie and Julia

This could be a real award

Just saw an ad about how meta is investing in american jobs that ended with a shot exactly like this

The heart is lowkey a lonely hunter

Child: “Mr. Derek, my brother said sorry to me this morning, but he didn’t even do anything!” Me, a recovering Catholic: “I do that sometimes”

There are totally new sentences being written every day

There is a right answer and I think we all know what it is

Friend just showed his girlfriend both Butch Cassidy AND The Verdict and I’m currently waiting to hear which Paul Newman she thought was hotter

Really like that this book is shaping up to be Kung Fu but with an alcoholic priest. Impeccable structure