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Programmer and Peacemaker Animemes, Infosec, General Sillyness "We are in the messy business of loving people"

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5 years
I may be a fool, but I'm the fool they warned you about.
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3 months
I have a mixed feelings about a lot of character portrayals, but sometimes they make me giggle.
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3 months
One of the funnier parts about the most recent chapter of Fate Grand Order is getting questions from my spouse about the Mahabharata and then hearing "the WHAT" when I answer.
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3 months
Me, genius, trying to pull-refresh my SMS messages.
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3 months
One of the weirder things about "professional skills multiclassing" is realizing I've tasted composition from film class, Camera Raw editing from web design, and configuring software plugins from an IT background- then seamlessly applying it all to a new cosplay photography hobby.
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4 months
How it feels being a depressive and exhausted humorist, trying to give people the laughs they need to make it through today and a vision of a better world worth fighting for. Credit: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 5 @teamfourstar (I like the scripting and line delivery more)
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4 months
Me, genius, getting ready to use a paper towel to open the bathroom door, thinking "wait, I should blow my nose first", and thankfully realizing in horror what I was about to do.
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4 months
"I understand that it's an unconventional number of holes, but I really think theming our mini-golf course around The Stations of The Cross will be a bit hit!".
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4 months
I am so good at this game.
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5 months
My favorite part of my "Blind and Clueless" FromSoft playthroughs is the post-game debrief where my friends are horrified to learn what I didn't know about the game. Happy 10th Anniversary #Bloodborne The timing was a happy coincidence.
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7 months
Continuing my descent into the Fate Iceberg.
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7 months
Things that unexpectedly give feelings of power. Yes, clap for me and my silly meme video, yesss.
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8 months
Deploying changes to Production before leaving on an extended vacation because cool guys don't look at explosions.
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8 months
Been trying to get into the habit of running, so I went out today during lunch. Anyway, did you know that Fitbits have a "non-operating temperature" and will just lose power after a few minutes if it's cold enough?.
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8 months
There is also a part of me who sees the accomplishments of those 5-10 years younger and thinks "I refuse to be left in your dust! I may have a bit of catching up to do, but I'll show you!".
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8 months
One of the best parts about trying to focus on creative endeavors this past year has feeling the infectious enthusiasm of so many people. Both the boundless energy of those younger and the undying passions of those older have been refreshing to the soul.
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9 months
MFW I'm at the Company Christmas Potluck and the shrooms kick in. (I have an allergy and misread the label cards)
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9 months
I have finally reached the point where the legacy systems I'm migrating were designed by me. Sometimes as an upgrade to a previous system.
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9 months
Finally getting around to running again. Opened up my podcast app and just stared at a wall of (99+) unplayed episode badges. It's been. a while to say the least.
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9 months
I primarily experience @redlettermedia videos by listening while doing chores. @Harlack had me giggling throughout all the "Puppet Master" reviews.
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9 months
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