“Politika lang ’yan” Politics is never 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 anything. It decides who eats & who starves, who’s protected & who’s left behind. It shapes how we live. It writes the laws that govern us, from the hospital we’re born in to the taxes on our coffin. So no, it’s not “just politics.”.

The Senate has entered a state of complete disgrace. Shame.

Gets ko si Marcoleta. Kapag kulang ka sa iron, apektado talaga ang utak, lalo na sa concentration, memory, at overall brain performance.

“OVP hindi alam kung nasaan si VP Duterte.”. Parang confidential funds lang.

I wish dogs and cats lived longer. A lifetime of love shouldn’t be squeezed into just a few short years.

Kailangan pa bang magsuot ng evil eye kung ikaw naman ang dahilan kaya kailangan ’yan ng iba?.

If it asks you to cross a boundary, it’s not meant for you. Wag maniwala kay Tita Whitney. Masaya lang kantahin ang Saving All My Love for You sa videoke,.pero sa totoong buhay, hindi. What’s truly meant for you will never require the undoing of someone else’s peace. Wag delulu.

♾️.

Memory Gap: Millennial Edition.Can flawlessly recite Gangsta’s Paradise and sing the chorus of Semi-Charmed Life but can’t remember where I put my glasses and nail cutter (again). Kakalapag ko lang nun eh….

“Aanhin mo ba ’yang tumbler collection mo? Di mo naman ’yan madadala sa kabilang buhay?”. “Eh di gamitin niyo pang-salo ng luha.”. Lunes na Lunes, ha 🫠.

There’s something about Sundays. The way time stretches and contracts all at once, like it’s trying to linger and leave at the same time. It makes you feel everything and nothing, all in the same breath.

This. Forever and ever, ’til kingdom come.

Not everything needs to be resolved in real time. You don’t owe anyone instant explanations when you’re emotionally flooded. Taking space to respond is healthier than reacting out of pain.

Life hack para makatipid:.Kapag may gusto kang bilhin na hindi mo naman talaga kailangan,.maghanap ng bad reviews sa internet.at magsisi na bago mo pa mabili. Pre-emptive buyer’s remorse. I-gaslight ang sarili. You’re welcome.

Ikaw ang aking dapithapon,.hantungan ng pagod, hudyat ng pahinga.

Hindi ako madamot. Pero pag Isabela longganisa, pasensya na lang muna. Naaayos at lumilipas naman ang mga tampuhan sa pamilya eh. #Priorities

Kung ako kay Harry, uuwi na lang ako. At least dito, wanted siya.

Being gay is not a sign of weakness. There’s nothing wrong with being gay. The problem is thinking it’s an insult. Make better arguments. Nakakahiya kayo.

We’ve officially reached that part of the movie where the clowns take over the government. Except this isn’t a movie.