Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé
@hellymoo
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Hi, I'm Moo. I love raccoons,puffins,weetabix & gherkins. Other half of @Poetsimon 💖 🦻 SPEAK UP, I'M A BIT DEAF. Not single. Not interested
Bothering seagulls probably
Joined September 2012
Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink" Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
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Fishy kisses, great mates. We're off out for date night ❤️ Laters you big weird potatoes 😘
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Roses are red My name is Moo Don't come near me Unless you've got choux. #Valentines
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Who you gonna call? Yes, I know it's been done before. Fuck off.
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Britain's 'loneliest' sheep Fiona gives birth for first time
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I think my deaf aid is haunted. -And other terrifying tales available now from Moopress.
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I'm watching small prophets. It's just gentle comedy. Exactly what's needed at the moment.
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I've just enjoyed a compilation of people falling off treadmills. #Wholesome
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You know what would be nice? If it stopped fucken raining.
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These curling folk would be a dab hand with a vileda and some zoflora, wouldn't they. #WinterOlympics
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I almost forgot! 4 year anniversary of TOEMAGEDDON. 🥳
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If I could ski you motherfuckers would be in so much trouble. #WinterOlympics
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Hazel Irvine is only woken from hibernation for the Olympics. She spends her year wrapped in newspaper in a box of hay in Clare Balding's shed. #WinterOlympics
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Well OF COURSE I love him...
Sunday croissants made by little Carter....🤣😅😂
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Why is someone having a game of snake on their Nokia during the figure skating? #WinterOlympic2026
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