Jon keeps screwing the yeti lid too tight so I can’t open it without struggling cause I injured my thumbs too. Nearly cried the other day cause I was so thirsty

I just whined to Jon to take me to the Wynn buffet and he looked at me like I was nuts cause he already took me there. Whooooops 😂😂😂

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

lol Unicity taxi keeps booking and sending taxis using my email and phone number and I don’t even live in Winnipeg wtf

One of the best things ever given to me was a Roomba. It vacuums while I do other shit and it’s just great

The hazelnut coffee rocked my world so I finally ordered a @Nespresso after years of not buying one

Watching a kid allow their intrusive thoughts take over is so funny

It has finally happened. I want a nespresso machine

“Are you looking up food while eating?” 😒😒😒😒 the judgement 😒😒😒

I’m super uncomfortable showing people my phone because of the screenshots and the shit my friends and I say to each other

I really want pancakes for breakfast

I’d Botox my whole face if I could

Poor planning on my part to get my ear re-pierced during Lilac festival 😂

Happy Pride month ! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

There’s something about your friend calling you to make sure you made it to work in one piece cause downtown is sketchy af 😭

I just read “Mexican league” as “Mexican lasagna” and “French open” as “French onion”

Jon said I smell like har gow as a joke one time 😑

15 Hard Truths of Psychology and Life: 1.

TikTok taught me how to properly use nasal spray and now I don’t hate it