Hektic_One
@hektic_one
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tony's brain has irony poisoning from the computer
Long Island, NY
Joined June 2011
"I saw a Giacomo Della Maddalena with a bowl of poutine in his hand, walking through the streets of Montréal in the rain..." -Warren Zevon
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Donn Davis: Patricio Pitbull has been released by the PFL Jack Slack:
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my therapist: wide jones isn't real, he can't hurt you wide jones:
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me watching max holloway's chin crack in real-time while knowing for years it would inevitably happen
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my Uber driver checking the rear view mirror when he hears me crack a tall boy in the backseat
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me bribing the sphere staff to throw up a lateral step footwork diagram on one of them big ass screens for Irene Aldana
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Joe is clearly fired up on the visuals & vibes inside the sphere
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ray longo looking at merab flip someone off like a proud long island dad
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don't claim to be a canción ranchera fan if you don't know who this is
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extra maraschino cherries with your orange slices in the old fashioned gang
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shout out to cody garbrandt for loving these things so much he got one tatted on his face. respect
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