I swiped up on this girls story and said “ nice cookies” she replied with “they are scones you dumb bitch” never am I ever complimenting someone’s baking again
Things I miss:
Sounds of crickets
Smell of sun screen
Singing kids to sleep
Dancing on tables
Trips to Rabbit Hash
Glitter
Taco Tuesday
Raccoon hunting
The Valley
cuddle puddles
Thinking about the time my grandma made me sprinkle my grandfathers ashes on my college apartment’s lawn next to an empty taaka bottle because “he liked to have a good time”
5 years ago today I blacked out at a wku tailgate where I sprained my ankle/passed out in a bush and proceeded to wake up in the middle of a cage the elephant concert and then hobbled down the hill to get cut off at hilligans
Today I was training behind bar and they asked me if I was comfortable using a knife and I replied “my therapist seems to think so” and I think it was too soon to make emo jokes
Got to surprise my biological grandma I hadn’t seen in almost 20 years— she ofcourse told me I was dressed inappropriately for being at a church but after she cried happy tears and told me she loved me lol
My best friend at work is this Hispanic woman who works in our kitchen—today I came into work she looks at me and goes “you are Mucho mucho sexy” and then gave me a piece of chicken then I purred at her. It’s a weird friendship
• Trophy Hunting is Okay
• Abortion is murder
• Trump is a great President
• Being a man does not make you evil
• There are only 2 genders
• Gay marriage isn’t biblically correct
• Bruce Jenner is still a man
• Meat is good
Speaking truth doesn’t make you a criminal.
I’ve been in this Facebook group called “what time is it?” For about 8 years now and all you do is say what time it is.. you can say other things but if you don’t put the time you’re banned for life. I’m proud to have lasted this long tbh