by the way, she is the main reason i have the blue checkmark because everything i get from this website goes to her kidney treatment ❤️ you can also help us by sharing/donating through the link https://t.co/Og0JvaEx4B

Look at all these people who think you’re handsome @porkhollander :)

when your ex husband breaks no contact

shane definitely lets pork sit under his shirt to warm up when its cold “skin to skin contact is important for the baby” “HUMAN babies yes. this is old gum from the bottom of a table.”

i’m gonna be real confused and distressed when unrivaled comes out and there’s no mention of pork

ilya starts to adore valentine's day once he and shane are officially together btw and he ain't being subtle about it like he decorates the whole house with roses and heart shaped balloons and he cooks pancakes with strawberries and gifts shane every thing he ever talked about

my question is who taught lestat’s prehistoric ass how to text and why does it look like he knows what hes doing

#THEVAMPIRELESTAT: here come the gays, here comes the fear

ilya tries to label pork as "stinky" and he gets scratched

shane giving ilya nude polaroids during their wedding reception…

ilya finds shane's label maker at some point and just starts labeling random shit

https://t.co/m3xYWiuhaz

Okay so his foot is on Ilya's-

why are you sexting your ex husband

ARE YOU AND LOUIS TALKING AGAIN? SOMEBODY SEDATE MEE

Stream it. Scream it. 🤘 #LongFace by the notorious band #TheVampireLestat is available NOW wherever you listen to music.

i had no donations so far and i need to buy to manipulated medications please help/share if you can 😭

my reach is shit at the moment because my acc got flagged as nsfw so if you guys could signal boost this please ❤️

more polls? 👀

HIDE YOUR BOYFRIENDS, GIRLFRIENDS, WIVES, HUSBANDS, EXES, MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS. THE VAMPIRE LESTAT IS COMING.

this implies lestat knows pinterest and tumblr