metrosexuality is finally having a resurgence but people are calling it being a “performative male” now…. its so fucking over.

lowkey i need to stop fucking with poly people before i get my feelings hurt and end up cancelled for the things i say about polyamory in my crash out tweets.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

im chasing 20 more lbs.

this is in my “before” physique folder lol….

been having the thoughts of an extremely 30-something year old man lately.

upon further reflection, i think i don’t want to stop cooking. i just want to grind a few more years and then take a cushy chef position in a mid-size city that has way less competition.

feeling #nonbinary after wearing a pink shirt to work today. never doing that again.

last night i went hard af singing the girl from ipanema (frank sinatra) at the karaoke bar and immediately after a theater gay came up and tried to recruit me for his upcoming ttrpg campaign.

cities i would live in:.1st string: chicago, philly, mpls, pgh.2nd string: asheville, seattle, nyc, detroit.

real historyheads know the confederates won the us civil war.

sorry you take T and cant pass… have you tried trying to be masculine ?.

twitterftm discourse is unintelligible to me as a former butch child who was third gendered thoughout adolescence + transed mainly because i passed years before i even thought to take T.

why is airplane restroom lighting so good

okay wait… flight attendant would probably be a perfect job for a guy like me.

short man boards plane last, gets best seat in the whole jawn

i want to be a goofy jokester 50 year old man bartending at an airport so badly.

i just got clocked so hard that the trans police showed up and confiscated my passoid card on the spot.

RT @squirtkobainia: “i’m queer” actually you just have a mullet.

philadelphia is the straightest city i have ever been in.

im more afraid of losing access to finasteride than i am T. i will always be able to source T with minimal issue so long as bodybuilding exists.