"Theres Mother's Day, Father's Day... but how come theres no kids day??" -little girl yelling to her littler brother in shock as i walked by

The new marketing director keeps giving me the eye... She's digging my core 4 abilities

Next week: *drives by 5 signs saying peach shake is back* "Do you guys have the peach milkshake yet?"

When bae posts a selfie 😍 http://t.co/yccFV2UpFy

Kitchen, yall can argue your own totem pole. I just know we always holding on fries and nuggets

February at Chick-fil-a be like http://t.co/oLoMW4n4iK

Drake's Album Cover Does Look Like A Suicide Note From A Chick-Fil-A Cow😂😭😂😂 http://t.co/g95b0a9P1H

"Can I get a Lg. Cup of lemonade with no ice and a Lg. Cup of ice?" Yeah, sure. Would you like a side of pain-in-the-ass with that too?

You're hot and it's actually mypleasure

"Um yeah I haven't got my order yet" -um yeah, because it's been 2minutes you impatient ass hat

updated current mood http://t.co/bOWPspjh4U

@woodingtonalex1 24 likes woman. 24.

@woodingtonalex1 do you need water? You seem thirsty...

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SWEET JESUS MAY THIS DAY NEVER END 😍🙌 http://t.co/4Tbtb8oq34

I AM ALIVE http://t.co/O3QQcMX6X3

“@melissaxdeee: damn papi http://t.co/amyD41GcEr” holy fuck