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Joined November 2024
Harare City Council: Urgent notice to Mbare residents: settle rental arrears within 14 days or face eviction. We understand the challenges you're facing & acknowledge the need for urgent renovations as per the High Court order. Let's work together to find a solution.
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Mayor @JMafume is on point! We have got cotton to spare, so why settle for second-hand clothing? Let's level up our wardrobe game with Zimbabwean-made fashion! We are saying no to bales(mabhero)#Cleancity #LocalFirst #ZimFashionRevolution #COTTCO
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🚨BREAKING: Night vending & second-hand clothing sales banned in Harare's CBD! Minister Daniel Garwe announces ban at Town House meeting with Harare Councillors. What's next for informal traders?
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As Citizens, what are your proposals towards developing the City of Harare?.
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Just what Mbare Musika vendors needed: a $150 deposit, $50 weekly rent, $1 toilet fee, and $240 monthly parking. Because clearly, they weren't struggling enough after the fire. #HarareCityCouncil, you're a real lifesaver🙄.#mbare
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🚨Breaking News: Mbare flats infested with bed bugs! City of Harare to roll out fumigation exercise🚮. Meanwhile, residents are advised to clean their beds, sofas, and wardrobes. Because who needs dignity when you have bed bugs? #BedBugsInMbare #citycouncil #ZimbabweNews
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We will miss our vendors. The session, the fun chase in the CBD, not forgetting the speeds with our cars. It's gonna be sad times. Hurumende yavapa havo 48 hours to vacate. Physical fitness will be limited. Any cheap gyms around?.
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We are very sorry about the current happenings. Mayor vedu vakange vakanganwa location yeResidence. Vachakuratidzai muchidimbu.#JMafume #hcc #hararecitycouncil.
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Mayor @JMafume this year what do we have as per the plans to make our City World Class? I forgot to ask at the office.
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🚨BREAKING🚨: City of Harare's demolition party just got SHUT DOWN! Minister Daniel Garwe says NO to demolishing 5,000 homes, orders 4-month notice for residents to recover building materials. Guess that means no more surprise wrecking balls?.
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🚨BREAKING🚨: High Court orders Harare City Council to IMMEDIATELY refurbish Mbare flats! Residents have been living in "squalid and intolerable conditions" for years. Justice served!👩⚖️ Tichatevedzera zvarehwa neHutekwa tekwa. #mbaremusika #Harare #Justice #Zimbabwe
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Tiri kumira mira kuti muwane pekugara muchiona mutambo wenhabvu munhandare yeRufaro. Migwagwa hatisati taisa zvigamba kuvhara makomba. #Harare #StrayKids
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Tinochema nemi, Kanzuru yeManchester city iri pakushushikana. Idambudziko redu tose semakanzuru. #MCITOT
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🚨Breaking🚨:Harare City Council discovers churches, bars & schools have been operating without permits. Next thing you know, we will be asking for RECEIPTS for MIRACLES perfomed💀😹 #jmafume #HarareCouncil #Demolition
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We visited a sewer pipe in Amalinda ahead of reconstruction. Takumbotanga nazvo tisati takupai mvura yakanaka uye yakachena.
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When life gives you trash, make a mountain out of it! 🚮 Our city council's motto? It's time for a change? We will deal with this after demolitions. #Demolitions #HarareCity
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It's not demolition, it's 'urban renewal'- said no one in Harare ever #Demolition #DemolitionHumor #HarareCity.
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Congrats, @UTDTanaka, on ur graduation! We're proud of ur perseverance & dedication. As Harare strives to become a worldclass city by 2025, we're thrilled to have talented individuals like u contributing to our growth. (Belated, but heartfelt!) - #HarareCityCouncil (Unofficial)
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