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Records. Weird films. Southampton FC. Terrible attempts at humour. Primary Teacher. P.E. lead. 3/4 Phase leader. he/him

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El Tigre
4 years
First aisle at the carboot. 2 quid. Done. Going home. Won’t beat this.
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El Tigre
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POMPEY GET BATTERED 4 NIL AT HOME
@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
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starts with P and we all love it
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El Tigre
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@STVNews
STV News
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Nigel Farage says all mass religious observances should be banned.
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El Tigre
10 days
NEED THIS
@cultkits
Cult Kits
3 years
Jurassic Park was released 30 years ago today 🦖 Can we all please take a minute to remember this brilliant FC Martigues shirt with JP sponsor If anyone is lucky enough to own one of these, send us a DM yeah? 😅
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I didn’t enter a swimming pool at all between the ages of 6 and 11 because I became scared of an imaginary water monster called Quaddie.
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LCD Soundsystem voice: JILL SCOTT HERON
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YES
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El Tigre
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Stickle Brick Pickle Rick
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Hello to Jason Isaacs
@DailySquibs
Daily Squibs
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JASON X (Isaac, 2001)
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@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
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This. 🤌
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@LCFC
Leicester City
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Goal for Southampton, Charles. 3-4 | #LEISOU
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@JustSaints_
Just Saints
1 month
3-4!! SHEAAAAAA. 🐐 #SaintsFC https://t.co/CwBMcvSrRs
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El Tigre
3 months
Just seen Gérard Depardieu’s bare arse wobbling about at twenty to eleven in the morning. Thanks Channel 5.
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El Tigre
3 months
David Cameron Diaz. Bye.
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3 months
Elf and Ghostbusters 2 have the same ending.
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El Tigre
3 months
A Christmas Carol but everyone is played by Michael Caine, except Scrooge who is played by Kermit.
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@Tim_Burgess
Tim Burgess
3 months
Retweet for a chance to win! A super rare Best Lips In London T shirt - only 20 in existence - the rest will be at The Merch Market in London on Sunday January 11th More Merch Market right here https://t.co/SK9mmFrTbY Winner picked at random at 10am on January 5th
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@markandmepod
Mark and Me Podcast
3 months
Re-Animator is out now on #Bluray #4K #UHD via @SecondSightFilm I have a limited edition set to #giveaway To enter this #competition just follow and share this post. It’s that easy. Good luck everyone
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El Tigre
3 years
Temple of Doom: A Raiders of the Lost Ark Adventure
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@filmhoundsmag
FILMHOUNDS Magazine
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We are giving away a copy of In the Mouth of Madness on 4K UHD including the brand new physical novelisation to one lucky winner thanks to our friends over at @ArrowFilmsVideo! All you have to do to enter is follow @filmhoundsmag and RT this post!
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