Jake
@hauserjake
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When I'm on the 2 man telling striaght lies and bro says "I remember that"
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If fans actually want Shanahan fired they can go fuck themselves!!! The fact we even made it to the divisional round with this team is insane.
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This Darnold injury is sus…. Everyone gonna be hammering that Niners line even more now, never a good sign/feeling…. Vegas is gonna send in the fix.
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"Daddy, can we watch Home Alone? It's Christmas." Sorry bud, Daddy has to watch 9 hours of Josh Johnson, Max Brosmer, and Chris Oladokun today.
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My 3 year old just said this to me right now “I love you but don’t let the Niners hurt you” Too late son
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We got Eagles fans calling for the tush push ban now cuz Hurts getting stripped 😂😂😂😂 not so fun now huh
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Dodgers are going to need to score at least 5 (five) runs if they want to have a chance to win this pivotal Game 5 @MagicJohnson
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i’m at that age where if you text me at 9:30pm, i’m hitting you back at 6:14am ...
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Do they not make google chromecasts anymore? I’m trying to find one for the TV in my room but I’m not seeing shit on Amazon. I might just be blind but uhhhh??
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Dogs truly are the greatest love, even in an AI-made video. ❤️
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