earth tones, with a vest
@hatedbyvegans
Followers
3K
Following
110K
Media
1K
Statuses
16K
i’m a simple girl who loves a bowl of ravioli. what else is there to say
1
1
24
Hey did you catch the Sugar Bowl? Omg the Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl was crazy. I can’t believe the reffing during the Vienna Sausage Bowl. I’m planning a tailgate party for the Chamoy Pickle bowl
0
1
1
Just literally not how one would have a normal response to conspiracies about their spouse’s assassination btw
0
0
1
I tried the joke “I never would’ve gotten on a boat called ‘the poop cruise’” twice this evening and it didn’t land either time
0
0
0
Do you think all these Navajo children at the Gallup, New Mexico panda express know what 67 is
0
0
1
Naming your son Guy is the funniest possible Thing
0
0
1
dude I had no idea how many people thought Charlie Kirk was chill like they fucking walk among us
68
2K
37K
Could a depressed person do THIS? [taps head and rubs belly simultaneously]
0
0
5
thought I planted a tulip but turns out it was an onion
147
12K
194K
every pic of trump looks like this now
Trump sighted, not talking (an all-time first) and is that a bandage on the left hand?
59
4K
116K
The world you were raised to live in no longer exists
99
2K
35K
my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice
725
5K
150K
gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
531
23K
428K