Dr. Oskar Sarkon
@hastuc_dibtux
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WRITER/DIRECTOR/SURGEON/CHEMIST __CEO @axsyscorp __HYPERTHYMIC CYBORG __LOVE MAXI __AVATAR OF LAIN IWAKURA___ GOVERNMENT-IN-EXILE OF THE FOREVER COMPUTER_ UHNWI
Chinatown, Manhattan
Joined November 2018
Hm.
@SebAaltonen For starters, every API is asynchronous command buffers with an optional slower/easier noob API on top. There are a lot of things that could tremendously simplify userspace as well.
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I find it kind of insulting that social security is a seperate line item on one’s payslip. You don’t have to rub the social contract in my face that much.
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FUCK. Running out of time to hit a new test PR before I pitch (prev best: 1211ng/dL).
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What did you think “everything has a name” meant.
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40 days wandering in the desert (depot injection of low-dose ibogaine decanoate).
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Every zoomer startup needs a boomer chief golf officer.
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Human Security is once again accusing me of smurfing my violations of novikov consistency. I will beat these baseless charges.
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It’s really eerie that I take the mood stabilisers in my dreams more autistically than I do in real life. It’s like the dream world is calling to them from beyond the screen.
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Performance programming is all fun and games until you have to think about cache lines.
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“We can just write a general purpose VM that compiles to a GPU” t. someone who has never looked at a roofline chart.
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I am the stupidesdt person in the history of stupid people FUCK!.
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10 people, $100B, 1000 years.
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>have to submit 2 different forms of KYC for my groceries.The west has fallen.
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My opps are structurally incapable of not hoisting themselves with their own petard. Hyperbaric-attritioncore as base instinct, company roadmap and terrestrial teleology.
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Ever since I was a small child I wanted to run a government-in-exile. Blessed by the opportunity to do it in the most spectacular fashion possible.
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RT @rosicrucial: The most complicated application in the world can be coded/visualized with one sufficiently dense enough Shrubbery Charact….
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