Explore tweets tagged as #softwaredevelopment101
Reading Docs is never fun, never easy. But lets face it, it is the best way to learn a new technology/stack. Advice: Always read the docs! #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Planning, planning and more planning is actually (!) what makes executing go smoothly. Know what you are going to do before you start doing it. 👌🏾👌🏾 #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Well ... The development SDLC really goes in this order. - Client wants a Starship - UI designer designs a vehicle - You discuss about a car - End product is a pair of square wheels #softwaredevelopment
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In any profession, LEARNING PRINCIPLES is never fun. But I dare you today, "Learn the principles before embarking on any work". #SoftwareDevelopment101 #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts
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Hola Dev! Have you written that stuff bothering you on paper? You should try it, it's magical #SoftwareDevelopment101 #GetDev
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Never be fooled by a 'BUILD SUCCESSFUL' message. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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A meeting-free day is an urban legend. Everyone's heard of it, but no one's actually experienced it. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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I'd die and I'd still be asked for a 'status update' on 'how things are'. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Be wary of the guy who starts off with, 'So, just to summarize...' #SoftwareDevelopment101
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"Always assume that the user is 'bobo'." #SoftwareDevelopment101
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When you expect it to work, it won't. When you expect it to not work, it will. Every. Single. Time. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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The batch job I submitted shows: "Inactive. No Manager. ". Applies to humans also, not just software. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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On my command prompt: "Removing FPMAIN#zombie in the background ..." Yes. Please do. Zombies are scary. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Note to support guy: dude, you don't report to me. I don't need to know your task status. Please. Thank you. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Note to the Doc team: Dudes, we haven't even completed the coding yet. Stop asking us to review the documentation! #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Before doing something ask yourself this: 'Why do *YOU* care?' If you can't find a satisfactory answer, don't do it. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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Typical software-developer-nightmare day. It wasn't working yesterday. It does now. No one knows why or how. #SoftwareDevelopment101
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