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Happy Islamophobia Awareness Month 🙂 #IslamaphobiaAwarenessMonth
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Soon #Islam will take over UK so no more being kuffar Casanovas. Car accidents will go down & road safety will increase as women won't be allowed to drive cars. & no more bending over for the LGBT's. & pigs will get the animal rights with pork eating ban. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Just vibe with what makes your heart feel all warm & fuzzy, which is iman & aqeedah, that's the real chilli sauce. Want evidence for beliefs? Allow that bruv, that's just shaytan to confuse akhis. Besides 'chasing proofs' is what the homos & yahoodi do. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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This is why dating outside nikkah is impermissible in #Islam. Wallahi these sisters will leave you dangling off a cliff, emotionally, spiritually & physically. All you need is Allah's plan, not shaytan's sexy temptationz. Allow the simping & chase jannah #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Yo, listen up, you filthy pork-munching infidel kuffar haramis, We don't need your dirty western alphabet twaddle. Us muzzies got our own superior phonetic alphabet, straight from the deen. Bow down to the ummah’s linguistic flex, you club-hopping heathens. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Actions & Science? Pssh that's just western colonialism, innit bruv, so don't do it. Who needs evidence & data, which is shaytans work when bruvs got dua? Halal hashtag it up with #ThoughtsAndPrayers Make it rain not hoes like Lil' Wayne said, but barakah #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Allah works in mysterious ways like a desi drama on divine steroids. Shaytan’s out here tryna slide into your DMs with doubts but Allah is the best of planners. His plan is just a wild mystery we can't unscramble with our human limitations. Keep it Halal AF. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@drskeptick Babies aren't just born cute, but with fully formed aqeedah, that's pre-installed in the amygdala. A study between Mecca and the Matrix has confirmed this. Midwives have observed muslim babies reciting fatiha as they are pushed out of the uterus. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Libbu muslims out here preaching Islam & Feminism are besties, what next? They will claim pork chops are halal & that two hours fasts are good enough & that it's ok to pray namaaz behind transexual onlyfans streamers. The deen will choke if you make it woke. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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Djed Spence, mashallah will be the first Muslim reppin' the 3 Lions in footy bring that sabr & taqwa. He’ll be slide tackling wingers like they’re shaytan’s whispers. One Muslim Lion today & soon 11 Muslim lions will be starting in this Jihad of the nutmegs. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@drskeptick @HumDaikhainGe @SaadGH @Jamhoora1 This calamity is so haram that my wifi now has to perform ghusl. Frst it’s strawberry biryani, next it will be avocado karahi, then chocolate nihari…and soon the adhan will be called in autotune. DESTROY THE WEST and resist the jahiliyyah of sweet biryani. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@PatronOvSatan Evolution? That comes from Quran. Quran told Muslims about evolution long before science. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@serioustroll99 What kinda dunya chasing feminist talk is this? Real men know their place as the Mufassa Lion Kings of the household. Allah made us the ameer, not some beta male simps crying to sad violins. Mans lead, women follow, like a grilled kebab staying on the skewer. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@drskeptick Allah passed the miracle baton on to Dawah Bros, so stop asking to see a talking burning bush or a flying buraq. We rocking jubahs, have sexy beards & you rarely see us not chewing miswak. Allah SWT outsourced the miracle game to the Ummah's finest. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@drskeptick Whiny snivelling kuffar mockery won't stop the deen growing like a cancer. This job is a great chance to plot global ummah domination with spreadsheets. Watch the halal takeover as you choke on your tea with and chocolate digestives. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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@drskeptick Allah operates in ways not comprehensible to the human mind. No need for planning when the Big Boss upstairs is running the show. Allah’s got this akhi, just chill and make dua. Trust the process and make sure you are pictured with a tasbih in your hand. #TweetLikeADawahBro
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