Buy and hold #UnstableCoins, the future of #digitalfinance! The revolutionary #asset class not backed by #gold. Not by #silver. Not even by your faith in the American government to pay its debts. (If you believe we pay our debts, I have a coin to sell you. More on that

Just to be clear this is a purely speculative post. I put it on Reddit several months back but if it is correct we may have had the confirmation this week. There’s a pattern in the Roaring Kitty timeline that doesn’t require “conspiracy.” It only requires reflexive timing:

Ali Ehad Turker, @turkeraliehad, has filed a new 13G on $GME, for 269,777 shares. Take a look at his blog on his website. Some very solid pearls of wisdom there https://t.co/3QvE5XtBkl

I found him @turkeraliehad I’m copy and pasting below from his blog. All $GME apes go read it. You will thank him. https://t.co/cUlueK2Yo1

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For anyone who wasn’t a $GME holder for the blip in Jan of 2021, things so get weird. We are aware of the massive daily volume that was required. That made me think about a day that saw massive candles after-hours and the price went nuts. I thought some more and said you know

Hey @base and @coinbase I just bought a token to support builders who I appreciate. I usually trade on another platform but figured I would give the base app a try. That was a mistake evidently. Transactions on every other dapp I have traded on base chain with have been

How to get #girls? Opinions very! The #Russian #Popeye thinks he knows the secret! Who will win the #SimpleJack Award this week? Find out Sunday at 7/6C as The Brothers #Hack the #Matrix!

1/3 Hey, you delusional skeptics smugly declaring GME-TikTok dead post-closing? You’re pathetic fools blinded by surface headlines—wake up, the real web’s unraveling deeper, and you’re too dense to see it. Too cool to wear tin? This ain’t over; it’s accelerating. Some crazy ass

There’s something happening here To me it seems perfectly clear There’s a man with a chart and a gun Saying “rate cuts soon,” it’s gonna cause a big bank run Young folks buying calls like they’re free Insiders have been dumping bags where you can’t see And the Nasdaq’s

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Simple Jack hears on the interweb that #TikTok gonna sell for ~$14B… and there’s a “mystery 5% buyer.” I then thunk: “How many nickels is 5%?” 5% of $14B = $700,000,000 That’s 14,000,000,000 nickels So ise starts returning beer cans like it’s a funding round. Then me’s

@WRabbit741 Just my take based on thousands of hours of regulatory paperwork, newspapers, articles, X, and my schizophrenic brain: 1. RC ‘s Charles Schwab margin loan recall 2. Bond buyers flip long A. Point72 B. Burry personal buy C. RK green shoe buyer 3. Announcement

If that #SimpleJack from #TropicThunder looking inbred ICE agent #GregBovino offers you a #soggybiscuit - do not accept. Also, don’t take your shoes off around the guy. #SimpleJackOff

Bro listen… I’m sittin upside down on the couch… helmet strapped… crayons in hand… chart on the wall lookin like a Picasso crime scene… and then outta nowhere… a bunch of 1DTE $21.50 calls come stampedin in like: “BING BONG… WE RIDIN AT DAWN.” And I’m like: “uhhh…

🎉 I just unlocked the "Welcome to Simple Jack!" achievement in Simple Jack! 🏆 Learning financial literacy the fun way! 💰 Powered by 🔥Little Ego🔥 ($LEGO) #FinancialLiteracy #SimpleJack #LEGO https://t.co/bKb26gtvM2

@PhantomBlack699 This is not the chain we want the way they laid it out in the press release. I have a few pretty big concerns if this is approved and launched in its current form and GME is still trading on Nasdaq Who would’ve thought that printing dollars, overspending, and stacking deficits

@NYSE That’s fantastic! I’m a strong advocate for tokenizing the market to enhance transparency, facilitate instant settlements, and promote modernization. If you could provide some guidance, I’d greatly appreciate it. I have a few questions that I’d like to explore further. 1. Do