"Just did a set where I accidentally roasted a guy who was my Uber driver this morning. Now he’s texting me for a 5-star rating… comedy = awkward family dinner but with more microphones. #StandUpComedy #LiveLaughAwkward"

"Just finished a set where I accidentally roasted a guy who was my college speech TA. Now he’s in the front row, clapping… very slowly. Who’s bringing the apology cookie later #StandUpComedy #LiveLaughAwkward"