I find it amazing how many professional journalists do not understand the difference between a podium and a lectern. A podium, from the Latin word for "foot", is what you stand on. A lectern, from the Latin word for "to read", is what you stand behind while reading things.

Trump cant keep his eyes open standing at the lectern! He keeps blinking!.

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@_johnnymaga Oh yeah, this guy prowls the streets of Anacostia with his military-grade assault Lectern causing all their problems.

@Gerashchenko_en Why is Putin standing at a lectern with the presidential seal?.

What is this a Buc-ee's for ants?

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @StateDept J6ers out here who served time in prison and can't get jobs after wrongfully being prosecuted seeing the doj throw money around

@chummy_lectern my main mascot!

I get asked all of the time what I did for work before all my stuff happened. I did custom and finish carpentry building furniture and all sorts of fun projects. Here is one of my favorite projects. I built a barn house playroom for puppet shows and movies for a local church.

Meat grinders are basically the adult version of the Play-Doh fun factory.

So, I spent $80 on a puzzle. It's a 2016 White Mountain puzzle of the Sqaum Lakes region and Lake Winnipesaukee. Why would I spend $80 on a puzzle?. Well, when they sent me to prison, I was unvaccinated, so they put me in isolation for weeks. During my time there, I had this

10 years old out here shooting better than half the grown men in this country.

@thedailybeast Seems pertinent.

Last week before the kids go to back to school so we decided to go shooting.

Fried green tomato. Fried corn nuggets. Fried catfish. Spicy remoulade. Shut up, gallbladder. You're fine.

Houston BBQ. Meh.

#TinyLionSpecial Much as the eagle lectern in Ely Cathedral was a dazzling bird of prey, the critters at his feet almost out-shone him. The #TinyLions in support had manes so well conditioned, they almost swished luxuriantly as I looked at them. And in front, 2 adorable pups!

Meeting mutuals is one of my favorite things

A delighted Putin is foot stomping root causes -- i.e. his expansionist desires. Now he gets to share this view of his historical needs from a lectern provided by the US president on US soil. And Trump listens silently. So far the presser looks like a slam dunk for Russia.