Explore tweets tagged as #HumorousTalk
The idea of tickling Michael Jackson with a feather 😂 #MichaelJackson #FunnyDebate #ComedyMoments #HumorousTalk #TicklingHumor #ShortPeopleProblems #LightheartedFun #ComedyDiscussion #LaughOutLoud #EpicConversations
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I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible.
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Scissors package needs to be opened with scissors. Ironic.
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You know you're amazing when people you don't even know hate you.
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Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist!
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It's not that I'm not a morning person, I'm just not a waking up person.
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"For the prototype at least I would recommend not dropping anything when you are near it" #ElonMusk #HumorousTalk
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My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.
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A single "K" is already rude, but a "K." with a full stop/period. Just get the fuck out!
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I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot.
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Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Can you move?" Best friends: "Get the fuck out of my way bitch!"
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I swear, people at school walk so damn slow. Then I’m just there behind them like, "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
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Math is: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 1% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% of fuck this I’m going home
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I don't give a fuck of what people think of me because I won't see 98% of you after Highschool anyway.
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