Me: checks dashboard Dashboard: 5 charts say different things Me: ‘Cool… now I know nothing.’ 😅 #DataHumor #Analytics #BusinessIntelligence #RelatableAF

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Client: “I just need a dashboard.” Data professional: "Ah yes, lemme casually rebuild your entire business logic in 2 hours." 😤😂 It’s never just a dashboard. It’s data wrangling, logic, KPIs, automation, & magic. It's a project. #friday #BizPilot #DataFellows #DataHumor

As long the target is achieved #datahumor #statistics #analytics

relatable 😅 #sql #sqldba #dba #database #data #databaseadmin #databaseadministrator #dbavsdev #microsoftsql #sqlserver #sqlserver2022 #sqlsolutions #datahumor #datajokes #programming #programmers

Which is the scariest? #sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #programming #computerprogrammingmeme #microsoftsql #databaseadmin #datahumor #dbahumor #dbajokes #databaseengineer

Data doesn't have to be dull; bring some humor to it! 🤪 #DataHumor #UrBizEdge

Cloud storage got me feeling like a digital superhero! 🌩💾 #CloudLaughs #TechHumor #DataStorageFunnies #GeekyJokes #CloudComedy #TechPuns #LaughingInTheClouds #DataHumor #CloudyWithAChanceOfLaughs #TechLOLs #StorageJokes #HumorousTech #CloudyHumor #GigabytesOfLaughs

3 dashboard shortcuts you didn’t know: 1️⃣ Ctrl + Click (Select all the charts you’ll ignore) 2️⃣ Hover (Look busy) 3️⃣ Zoom Out (Pretend you understand everything) #DataHumor #PowerBI #RelatableAF

What do you fear? #sql #sqlprobs #sqlcommunity #programmers #programmingprobs #data #datahumor #datascience #sqljokes #sqlmemes #sqlhumor #sqlexperts #learnsql #freesqltraining

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Built a 6-hour Excel “compatibility tracker” and got a “k” reply. Love isn’t in dashboards, sometimes you just gotta call. ❤️📞 👉🏻 Follow @glendacarnate for more on Data/AI! #DatingLife #DataHumor

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Ain't it the truth. #sql #dba #dbaprobs #informationtechnology #sqlserver #sqlsolutions #datahumor #datameme #databaseadmin

Power BI so slow, I processed the Titanic ending… twice. 💻😩 Clean queries. Scale smart. Chill on visuals. Even Iron Man needed clean code. Funniest thing you’ve done while waiting on a refresh? 👇 #PowerBI #DataHumor #AnalyticsLife #DashboardStruggles

Working on a new project and... Hold on! I made a very beautiful hairball 😹 #datahumor

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No plans for the weekend? Take in a movie. We hear Guardians of the Dataxy is excellent. #DadJoke #DataHumor #DataSecurity

"I told my AI to go outside and gather some Big Data. It replied, 'But I’m not programmed for fresh air!'" 😂🤖 #AI #BigData #DataHumor #TechJokes #MachineLearning #DataScience #Innovation #FunnyQuotes

Me when my movie recommendations are actually good for once: 😲🙌 #DataScienceMagic #PredictiveAnalytics #MovieNightWin #WomenInData #TechLaughs #DataHumor